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Me and my brother, ages 15 and 12, respectively


Remembering a time when I was younger.... There were spans of time when he and I would do all sorts of things together... We played land of the lost in a mall near our house that was being built... always pretended to be sleestaks... the hissing lizard men who tormented the lost humans.

Date: 2001-02-15 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetalyssm.livejournal.com
I saw something like that out in my garden once.

Blackie killed it.

Golden abdomen
Green body in cat's tummy
Nothing goes to waste

eep!

Date: 2001-02-15 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Ebony fur, bite
reptile death is cat's snack food
make him wear a bell!

Re: eep!

Date: 2001-02-15 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetalyssm.livejournal.com

Abandoned collar

The tinkling bell is silent

He now stalks in stealth

oh, you're good!

Date: 2001-02-15 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
silent death comes swift
raking paw and gnashing teeth
decapitate prey

Re: oh, you're good!

Date: 2001-02-15 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com

Yummy lizards be
Gastronomic delights
They shake in the gut!

Re: oh, you're good!

Date: 2001-02-15 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com


Blackie in the house

Reptile Heads on your pillow

Leaves you a tribute


Re: oh, you're good!

Date: 2001-02-15 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com


Feline Predator

He defeats all oppose

Blackie's on your side



Re: you win!

Date: 2001-02-15 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com

Kudos to you, Chris!

You fought bravely and well.

Sweet Dreams poet girl!

yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 08:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razz.livejournal.com
Every non-human character on that show used to put a severe fright into me. But I could never stop watching!

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Razz fears reptile men
glued to the set, loyal fan
cured one day by snakes

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razz.livejournal.com
Large, black shiny eyes ...
How could I not fear those orbs?
Was I not entranced?

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com

Pokemon eyes shine
Hypnotic spirals form there...
You are doomed to obey.

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razz.livejournal.com

Pikachu -- save me!
Use your little yellow paws!
Flag down Charazar!

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com

Bulbasaur Chosen !

Soon all lizards die from above

Sweetalyssm's Cat.


Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razz.livejournal.com
Blackie -- my saviour!
I don't need these Pokemon!
Do you buy singles?

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com

Card games too spendy

I prefer to bank cash, though

Ready for rainy days.

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razz.livejournal.com

I must save money.
Good thing spinach is so cheap!
I need to find work.

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com

You could do like me...

Noodles, sauce and seasonings.

Pasta is great food!

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razz.livejournal.com
But, carbohydrates?
Bread, potatoes, pasta, too!
What about protein?

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com

Beans and Legumes help...

Nuts are good too, but fatty.

Soy solves your Problems.

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razz.livejournal.com
Vegetarian,
I don't like to eat red meat!
Tofu in stir-fry!

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com


Oh! Then you're all set.

Buy good food at the store, Razz.

Or, You can grow it.


Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-15 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razz.livejournal.com
The climate -- too hot!
All I grow out back are weeds!
Safeway ... thank goodness!

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-16 09:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com


I think heat is good

no morning frost to kill plants.

grocery is simpler.

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-16 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razz.livejournal.com
One hundred-twenty!
That's enough to kill a man!
My car has AC.

Now I must go shop --
Scotch the Dog needs Pedigree,
And I need soy milk.

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-16 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com


Over a hundred is bad.

That heat is devastating.

Where on earth are you?


Happy shopping, then!
Stock up on good food and drink.
Give Scotch lots of love.

Re: yike!

Date: 2001-02-16 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] razz.livejournal.com
I used to walk, bike,
just recently bought a car
to get 'round Phoenix

Scotch got tartar bones
and I bought veggie chili
cuz it was on sale

Date: 2001-02-15 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christina.livejournal.com


Hee hee hee hee. I love the songs.

Re:

Date: 2001-02-15 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
heeere in the laaaand of the los-los-los-lostttt...

Lunar Lander

Date: 2001-02-15 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darktrain.livejournal.com

Boldly Gone in Cold Space
Seen a hairy Friendly Face
an a Critter too

*giggle*




*cough*

Re: Lunar Lander

Date: 2001-02-15 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com



Scared, moon without air
I'm glad a cartoon is me
reflected there now

Date: 2001-02-15 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] destroll.livejournal.com
Lizard men stalk land
Turok with blade raises hand
Green blood, slaughtered band

SO, you know Turok, son of stone?

Date: 2001-02-15 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com

Indian Hunter

He will die tonight at Eight

Brave, Fearless and strong

From: [identity profile] destroll.livejournal.com
Turok turns to ash
But the legacy lives on
A new Turok born
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com


Turok a phoenix?

Life renews with seed and egg

Mystery is birth.
From: [identity profile] destroll.livejournal.com
Life begins anew
Turok returns from the grave
Zombie Dino Hunter
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com

Eat Dinosaur brains

Gather Strength from grey matter

Peanut Size only

Clean Fight

Date: 2001-02-16 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darktrain.livejournal.com
Worker Bees can Leave
Even Drones can Fly Away
The Queen is their Slave




*cough*

Re: Clean Fight

Date: 2001-02-16 09:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com

Words Fail, buildings tumble

insect warriors flee smoke

The ground opens wide

Damn!

Date: 2001-02-16 06:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missv.livejournal.com
I hate it when I arrive late at a Haiku-Slam....

Holly, Will, and Dad
Eating giant strawberries
Their poo must be red

Re: Damn!

Date: 2001-02-16 09:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com


They eat strange plant life

The colors and the trails flash

yeah, it was the 70's

Date: 2001-02-16 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missv.livejournal.com
Psychadelic fruit
Wonder if it's poisonous?
Feed it to Chakka

Re:

Date: 2001-02-16 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com


Chakka, Monkey-boy
Smells like an old Tennis shoe.
He'll eat anything.

Date: 2001-02-16 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toosweet.livejournal.com
finally, found the party
pass the beer
don't mind if i lurk here

Re:

Date: 2001-02-16 09:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Welcome Rose, Please Stay.
Plenty of snacks for us all.
Do you like TV?

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