haiku

[scottobear]

Plastic Tupperware
Containing body fragments
Buried on campus

Paula Cole asks me
"Where have all the cowboys gone?"
I sent them away.

Reaching the center.
How many licks does it take?
You will never know.

My moon-based Death Ray
Panics the people of Earth.
Mock my theories now.

Three Rings for the Elves
Seven for the groovy Dwarves
Nine for Mortal Men

you are being watched
your every move recorded
Big Brother loves you

Comments

[papoose.livejournal.com]

yipes!

Papoos Haiku

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Sweet little puppy
pet her, hug her, give her love
doing cool research

Re: Papoos Haiku

[papoose.livejournal.com]

heheh that's nice.

no body parts!!!!

I do nice research - we just analyze peoples dna and brain waves.

Re: Papoos Haiku

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

very neat, indeed! You folks hiring? :)

dna, brain waves
clipboards and sun sparc stations
papoose is helpful

High Koo

[darktrain.livejournal.com]

My dang neck aches
Head way too dang Big
Wobbles an Trembles

*giggle*



*cough*

Re: High Koo

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

DT High Koo

Lives by the power plant
helps out his granma a lot
swims in warm water

run away! Prescott Twist!
dresses up, runs around, get's caught
spending time in jail

Re: High Koo

[darktrain.livejournal.com]

Scotto HighKoo

Gots a real big Vocabulary
writes a whole lotta words
is nice to Newt

Gots a lotta long hair
last name is O Bear
Is all in LOVE



*cough*

Re: High Koo

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Thanks DT!

*laughs*

[metalmaiden.livejournal.com]

Fight Club!

Re:

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I am Jack's mind
confusion, sense of purpose
fight men, blow things up

Dumped Haiku

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

It's not you, he said
Well mister, if it's not me
then dump someone else

Re: Dumped Haiku

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

ooh, very good!

dump me, creep, oh no
I'll be back tonight you wait
You won't see it come

Re: Dumped Haiku

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

Creep to your window
interrupt peaceful slumber
pee on your pillow

*snickers

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

precipitation
ammonia stains of waste form
those will never come out