If the Chupacabra and Bigfoot got into a fight, who would win?

[scottobear]

Bigfoot are reported to be 6.5 - 9 feet tall. Generally, Chupacabras are usually noted to be not much more than 4 feet tall. Bigfoot from the West Coast are known to be quiet, retiring, and eat some small mammals but mostly plant material. Chupacabras are reported to be aggressive, have spikes and sharp claws, and attack livestock with nasty intent. Who do you think might win?

The Cryptozoo

Comments

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

Chupacabra all the way!

You just can't mess with the goat sucker!

hmm...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

how about the Chupacabra vs the Skunk-ape?

he's a stinky, agressive carniverous relative to yeti here in s. florida?

Re: hmm...

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

My friend swears there is a creature in southern California that lives in sewers called the "Spider Chicken" it's a rabid chicken with many legs and the ability to trap you in a web.

Hows about Skunk-Ape vs. Spider-Chicken

Re: hmm...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I think your friend is fibbing, but, I think skunk-ape could take the chicken.

Re: hmm...

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

Actually I believe he was drunk at the time he "sighted" the spider-chicken. I think the skunk-ape probably could take the spider-chicken, unless said skunk-ape was drunk, then he or she is done for.

Re: hmm...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

drunken skunk apes/.... what if the spider-chicken was drunk too?

Re: hmm...

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

Then the spider-chicken doesn't have a chance. It's hard enough to walk on two legs drunk...spider legs? No way.

Re: hmm...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

yeah... how do quadropeds deal?

[lonesomedwarf.livejournal.com]

Cryptozoology is one of my interests, but I'm not very knowledgable about it.
Thanks for the link.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

quite welcome!

[isis.livejournal.com]

Tarpo, who is sitting behind me, says that it would be the Easter Bunny.

tarpo, who is sitting behind you,

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

is right... but that wasn't the question.

on a similar note, who's more powerful?

the tooth-fairy, or the EB?

Chupacabra!

[i.livejournal.com]

Bigfoot is a fraidy cat

Re: Chupacabra!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe he's just a lover, not a fighter... :)

Re: Chupacabra!

[i.livejournal.com]

all i know is, every video of him i've ever seen, he is running away. chupacabra, on the other hand, simply eats the cameraman, so there are no videos.

Re: Chupacabra!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

hmm... do they eat the camera, too?

Re: Chupacabra!

[i.livejournal.com]

if enough blood splashes on it, they occasionally get confused and gnaw on it for a while. they do collect them, though, stringing them up like trophies in their caves, which is why you never see a video. a number of vcrs and televisions have been reported missing in areas of frequent chupa sightings, igniting speculation that they may be watching the videos as a sort of "home movie" on friday nights. a small group of scientists calls this a ridiculous theory, claiming instead that the movies are used as chupacabra training films.

Re: Chupacabra!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

you know too much about us! um, I mean them...

I suspect you to be in cahoots.

Re: Chupacabra!

[i.livejournal.com]

cahoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoot! just dressed out a tasty goat. wanna come over for dinner and a movie?

Re: Chupacabra!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan to me!

I'll bring the popcorn!

[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

me. i could take 'em both. rar.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

well that goes without saying! you're quite the one!

[hissyfit.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

sure i am. hope hell week is going ok for you and that you're enjoying your weekend.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

having a good rest, now, after a bit of a day. thanks.