yipe!

[scottobear]

I've been working hard the last some hours... first rest to gab.

Today's looking rough, depsite a fresh breakfast of Cap'n Crunch with milk and orange juice, a bright and early morning walk, and a half-hour of playing with the Newtie-boy before work. Upon my arrival at work today, a screaming horde of maniacal work orders flew at me, not unlike seagulls from 'The Birds'. I'm mostly unharmed though... waiting for some systems to reboot, so I can get the print server to work right...

What's for Lunch? I hope you sickies are having tea and maybe some hot soup... I'm shooting for subway, maybe. Someplace that has tasty, not-to-bad-for-me food, to make up for the sugary-filled breakfast.

Some more wacky links, if you're of a mind...

Dude,your sperm is slow.

New Wacky Patent

The Register Asks Jeeves

Queen Kills Old Coot

Dirty Ham Money

Gore's Real Reason

Comments

Hah!

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

Quote of the week:
"I guarantee this will be the last ham rubbing they have for the fire department."

Hah.

And I feel so bad for that guy who died after opening the Queen's card. Sheesh! It's like that scene from The Jerk where he gets the phone book with his name in it, only to the extreme.

Re: Hah!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

yeah... but I find the ham rubbing to be very odd....


I keep thinking a greasy genie garbed in pinapple will appear.

Re: Hah!

[danigolden.livejournal.com]

I get the mental picture that it's a live pig. Like a little piglet being stripperhandled (I guess manhandled wouldn't sound right) against it's will.

Yuck.

Maybe this was in the story and I missed it but I wonder if someone ate that ham after the rubbing.

Then again, I don't think I want to know.

Re: Hah!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

ew.

again, I say.

ew.

Re: just thinkin...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Moon over my-Hammy?

Re: just thinkin...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

yikes... extreme!