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Cinnamon Life cereal mixed into blueberry yogurt isn't as good as I thought it might be... but I was out of rice milk. note to self - get more rice milk.



Nice to hear from Mandy last night - it was good to get few things ironed out, or at least brought into clearer focus.



Dan and I may hang out today... if we're both not totally tuckered out like Monday. I don't think I'm going to be in the mood to hear Al Gore grouse about the weather.



Tina and I are shooting for a thrifting trip on Saturday... maybe find a good table or such for the apartment.



No Word from Bro lately. I'm assuming no news is good news.



Moment of Lyric - mp3

Good morning miss
Can i help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now i've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of

N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now i've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of (fun)

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the house of fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist's
Not a joke shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprende savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon heard gossip
Well hello joe, hello miss clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now i've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun...




Florida Man Busted For Puppy Assault

Perv allegedly told cops, "It's my dog...what's the problem?"



1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?
White

2.WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Valley of Shadows by Frank Fradella and a collection of David Sedaris Essays

3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A wood print

4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
Well, I'm partial to Zombies!!! or Bitin' Off Heds lately.

5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL?
Rancid vomit

6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING?
Mrfgrphnarf - What time is it?

7. FAVORITE COLOR?
Rust/Orange

8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
avacado

9. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
2ish, usually

10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME?
Zebulon, CHILD OF THE FUTURE!

11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA.
Chocolate.

12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
I like rollercoasters!

13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
A well-fed Newton... hm, have I already taken this quiz?

14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDER STORMS?
Very Much so.

15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
A powder blue 1978 gran torino. (the starsky and hutch car, but a 4-door) 440 4-barrel

16. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?
Aquarius, also Earth Monkey

17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes.

18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Well-paid philanthropist/researcher

19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR.
I'm good with my natural color

20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL, OR HALF EMPTY?
yes.

21. FAVORITE MOVIE?
oh, many. I like Everything Terry Gilliam's ever made.

22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
not generally.

23. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
a few dust bunnies and a plastic container of misc stuff

24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
5 (or numbers that split into it - 14, 23, 50, 101010101, etc)

25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH.
Not sure... Combat... fencing, jousting, bare-knuckle fights.

26. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN?
Broken Collarbone, it literally knocked me to the floor.

27. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD?
Mustard

28. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOGS?
veggie burger!

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
autumn

30. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?
Just power-off



You Are 80% Gentleman

You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!




Not just is the coffee made from poo.. I guess you can do the napkins and cups, too! - Paper from Kangaroo Poo

An AP piece on ABC:
An environmentally friendly paper manufacturer has stumbled upon an unlikely way to put an unwanted natural resource to good use. The company has created its first batch of paper from marsupial manure.
--
The sand-colored sheets will be embossed with the words "Genuine Kangaroo Poo," she said. Roughly 400 sheets can be made from 55 pounds of the fibrous droppings.


1 year ago - playing with highlighting, Cruise vs Oprah, Jedi Squirrels, JLU, Bibleman (vs ElectraWoman and DynaGirl!), portable rotary phone, Homeless shelter stops serving bear meat, skeeters, America's most unwired cities, call, gamer has been given a suspended death sentence for killing a fellow gamer, I predict a riot, power outage, bro's trespassing

2 years ago - spidey in a dhoti, rain-sleep, bad arizona tea, cheater dream, amber cancellation, hollywood screws up, new 404 page

3 years ago - bro, ren & stimpy, dan's palm doodles

4 years ago - scooby doo, packing, checklist

5 years ago - plica, smarterchild, bloviate, orange cheese, how are you poll, pirate name, wildlife stickers!

6 years ago - unmarked, turmoilGeotarget

Date: 2006-06-22 11:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] queenmabwords.livejournal.com
Suddenly, I don't want breakfast....

Date: 2006-06-22 12:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
low on milk, too?

Date: 2006-06-22 12:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mental-circles.livejournal.com
I'm hoping that inmates are a rough on puppy molesters as they are on child molesters. What a psycho! The pup looks like a boxer mix or american bulldog, freakin adorable, I hope he gets a good home.

Date: 2006-06-22 01:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I was impressed at the fine... I didn't know that animal abuse was a felony in florida.. I'll have to ask my legal-pals when that was changed over.

I think the pooch is a cutie, too!

Date: 2006-06-22 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ilenebook.livejournal.com
My comments are just no fun anymore.
*sigh*

Date: 2006-06-22 04:53 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-06-22 04:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
You scored as Judge. You are a Judge Empath, one who is a "truthsayer". You can tell truth from lies, good from evil. You do not tolerate wrong doing. You are a defender of the good and the innocent. You are kind and merciful but do not play foolish games. (from "The Book of Storms" by Jad Alexander)

</td>

Judge

85%

Shaman

75%

Artist

65%

Healer

55%

Universal

55%

Precog

55%

Fallen Angel

40%

Traveler

40%

What Kind of Empath Are You?
created with QuizFarm.com

Date: 2006-06-22 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weezeroni.livejournal.com
I scored as a judge as well!

Date: 2006-06-23 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
then I'm in good company!

Date: 2006-06-23 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] weezeroni.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Date: 2006-06-23 12:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juliabee.livejournal.com
Hi Hi! I got something in the mail from a special person! *THANK YOU!! :))))

I will be back on later tonight, or tomorrow to thank you a bit more properly. I'm rushing to the store before they close. I didn't want to forget to come on and say something quickly, though!


Date: 2006-06-23 10:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Hey, Hey! Sorry they didn't make it in time, but happy happy b'day! :D

Date: 2006-06-23 02:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentyrs.livejournal.com
That story is so horrible. Thank goodness the puppy is okay. I hope that guy gets his dick cut off.

Date: 2006-06-23 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I'm glad the pooch is ok, too. I hope he finds a happy home.

Date: 2006-06-24 04:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sedefendendo.livejournal.com
have i told you lately that i fancy you! yep i fancy you and wish you good good stuff!

Date: 2006-06-24 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Thank you! You're pretty dang fancy, too! :D

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