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Apr. 29th, 2006 07:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scottobearRough day yesterday. I knew in my gut it would be... I was tempted to take a mental health day.
Meeting this morning, but it's set to be over after an hour, so it shouldn't be too grueling, despite my concern about the content - I hope folks can keep professional and clear.
Socialists: Give apes human rights
The Spanish Socialist Party will introduce a bill in the Congress of Deputies calling for "the immediate inclusion of (simians) in the category of persons, and that they be given the moral and legal protection that currently are only enjoyed by human beings." The PSOE's justification is that humans share 98.4% of our genes with chimpanzees, 97.7% with gorillas, and 96.4% with orangutans.
The party will announce its Great Ape Project at a press conference tomorrow. An organization with the same name is seeking a UN declaration on simian rights which would defend ape interests "the same as those of minors and the mentally handicapped of our species."
According to the Project, "Today only members of the species Homo sapiens are considered part of the community of equals. The chimpanzee, the gorilla, and the orangutan are our species's closest relatives. They possess sufficient mental faculties and emotional life to justify their inclusion in the community of equals."
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Meeting this morning, but it's set to be over after an hour, so it shouldn't be too grueling, despite my concern about the content - I hope folks can keep professional and clear.
Socialists: Give apes human rights
The Spanish Socialist Party will introduce a bill in the Congress of Deputies calling for "the immediate inclusion of (simians) in the category of persons, and that they be given the moral and legal protection that currently are only enjoyed by human beings." The PSOE's justification is that humans share 98.4% of our genes with chimpanzees, 97.7% with gorillas, and 96.4% with orangutans.
The party will announce its Great Ape Project at a press conference tomorrow. An organization with the same name is seeking a UN declaration on simian rights which would defend ape interests "the same as those of minors and the mentally handicapped of our species."
According to the Project, "Today only members of the species Homo sapiens are considered part of the community of equals. The chimpanzee, the gorilla, and the orangutan are our species's closest relatives. They possess sufficient mental faculties and emotional life to justify their inclusion in the community of equals."
1 year ago - droopy dan, mlm scam, petroglyphs, wifi via airship, science fiction, local graffiti pics, newt on kittenbreak and kittenwar
2 years ago - Team Laser Explosion Secret Fan club, Eels, ADP sassmouth, php nuke is el-sucko
3 years ago - Travel plans, work, finn's karma, Saw Murray
4 years ago - May Day Coming, Snuggles Newt, Super power, Chupa Blabs
5 years ago - web poll, dj poll, bit o' fiction, My pet Skeleton, naughty news - lots of breasts, a bunghole, creed and a mime, mum.org letter for
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Date: 2006-04-29 02:38 pm (UTC)Why dont cannibals eat clowns?
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Date: 2006-04-29 03:29 pm (UTC)A: When everyone's eaten.
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Date: 2006-04-29 02:47 pm (UTC)#1
Why are there no headache pills in the jungle?
Cos the paracetamol (parrots eat em' all)!
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Who doen't people play poker in the jungle?
Cos of all the cheetah's!
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Why is dance music so popular in Africa?
Cos "Jungle" is massive!
And I know many many more. :p
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Date: 2006-04-29 03:31 pm (UTC)Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." The 2nd cannibal replied, "So, try the potatoes."
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Date: 2006-04-29 04:44 pm (UTC)One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals. There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25.
The visiting cannibal asked, "How come politicians cost so much?"
The chief answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?"
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Date: 2006-04-29 04:49 pm (UTC)Dirty, dirty!
Q. How can you tell when two cannibals really trust eachother?
A. They're having oral sex.
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Date: 2006-04-29 04:20 pm (UTC)