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Mai tai say that i'm old fashioned,
tres vin ordinaire
that i want a fresh manhattan
with white anglo-saxons everywhere?
a black russian's no pink lady
give her a singapore sling.
and moscow mule is not your baby
so highball the vodka, and name your sting
be a big shot, with a bullshot
be a schwein mit der wein
have a short, or a port, or a snort, of any sort.
asti spumante . uno chianti.
Are divine!
I got some economic hocks,
a gin and tonic on the rocks.
where angels fear to tread, i say-
choose your booze! let's hit the red-eye!
think of young deanna durbin,
and how she sung on rum and bourbon.
or enhance your luncheon hour
with a planter's punch,
and a whiskey sour
if you feel like a wreck,
try a horse's neck
or a sherry with a cherry in the new fun size-
If you don't name your poison
i'll have to get the boys in
the spirit of adventure opens ones eyes
if you don't name your poison
i'll have to get the boys in
and you'll never see another tequila sunrise
Live happily ever after
with a chablis and some laughter.
between the sheets is lovely
with a dizzy blonde and a bottle of bubbly
there's nothing sicker in society
than a lack of liquor and sobriety
so! down the hatch. here's mud in your eye!
take a bracer with a chaser, wash it down with rye!
bottoms up, stirrup cup!
it'll put you in the pink.
And all you have to do is
Drink, drink, etc.




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And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight...Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.[Ezek. 4:12-15 (KJV)]Geotarget



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Date: 2006-02-28 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eryx-uk.livejournal.com
Still no sign of prezzie? I'm gonna have to chase this up.

Address is Deerfield Beach, right? Making sure I gave them the right address. It was dispatched almost two weeks ago by the receipt I have. :(

Date: 2006-02-28 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
rats! still no sign! I'll give my mailbox the hairy eyeball tonight!

yup, deerfield beach is my location!

Date: 2006-02-28 03:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eryx-uk.livejournal.com
Mailed them to see if they can help track the item down. Fingers crossed.

Date: 2006-02-28 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eryx-uk.livejournal.com
Heres the reply I got just now:


Hi Colin,

It was delivered on the 22nd, but there was a notice left. Since it was an
apartment, they should have gotten a slip in their mailbox to have it
redelivered or they can pick it up at the post office. If they didn't get
the slip the postman left, they should be able to check with the post
office. After awhile if it isn't claimed the post office will send it back
to me so they may want to check soon.

Regards,
Jeff

Date: 2006-02-28 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
hmm, I saw no slip in the box. I wonder if it went to another slot by mistake?

I've contacted the post office (nice folks there, actually) and they looked, but could not locate any record of anything coming for me. Does Jeff have a tracking number? they mentioned that they might have better luck locating it with that.

Thanks!

Date: 2006-02-28 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eryx-uk.livejournal.com
I've mailed him back and hopefully will hear soon if he does.

Date: 2006-03-01 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eryx-uk.livejournal.com
Heres the tracking number.

9101805213907036411395

Hope that helps dig it up.

Date: 2006-03-01 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
They say it was delivered to fort lauderdale on the 22nd, he's looking into it now, and if I don't hear form him that I'm to call him back around 4pm my time today.

We'll get it yet! It came from wisconsin?

Date: 2006-03-01 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eryx-uk.livejournal.com
It did indeed come from Wisconsin. A little shop I occasionally use for some hard to get gaming supplies. :)

Date: 2006-03-02 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
That was the one, then!
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Date: 2006-03-02 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
weird how fort lauderdale got in there!

Date: 2006-03-02 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
yup.. should've made it because the zip code and all... but I guess the fort lauderdale part would good things.

Date: 2006-03-02 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I am in florida... but no longer in the city of fort lauderdale.

Date: 2006-03-02 12:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eryx-uk.livejournal.com
Oh. Where are you then? I'll need to update my address book.

Date: 2006-03-02 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
deerfield beach. :D

Date: 2006-03-02 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kat78731.livejournal.com
Thanks, btw, was gonna ask where you were. Kinda intersting to internet post your address, I wonder if you'll get odd mail now...

I noticed you got a lot of posts on this thread - biblical poop talk will do that I suppose... what is the world coming to??

Date: 2006-03-02 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
well, the address is ghosted out now, Don't want any Newt stalkers flying over from south africa and stealing him away!

Dadgum biblical poop & Barley cakes! Scat is always a draw, to be sure.

Date: 2006-03-02 01:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kat78731.livejournal.com
oh, need to delete me from above also??

Date: 2006-03-02 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
nope! I've screened it. you can tell by a little icon of an eye on the bar..and the color at the top is just a little bit.

Date: 2006-03-02 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kat78731.livejournal.com
an eye is upon me!


Powerman 5000
An Eye Is Upon You


spinning complacently in the darkness covered and blinded by a blanket of little lives,
false security has lulled the madness of this world into a slumber, wake up!!
an eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through,
seeing all that you are and everything that you will never be.
yes, and eye is upon you, and eye ready to blink.
so face forward, with arms wide open and mind reeling.
Your future has arrived ...
are you ready to go?

Date: 2006-03-02 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Hopped up on doughnuts and singing crazy songs!

Date: 2006-02-28 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] helenangel.livejournal.com
What's up with the Bible verse? =)

Mattie and I loved the iPod parody. =D SO TRUE.

Date: 2006-02-28 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I was just struck by how "cooking with poo" was in the bible.

Date: 2006-02-28 01:48 pm (UTC)
rejectomorph: (triumph)
From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
Uh... I think I'll pass on the barley cakes, thanks.

Or maybe I just passed the barley cakes!

Eww!

Date: 2006-02-28 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
bleah!

I'll just cook my barley cakes over wood, thanks!

Date: 2006-02-28 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
nice "FOR ME TO POOP ON!" icon!

Date: 2006-02-28 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peradouro.livejournal.com
So god was doing the guy a favor and gave him cow cookies to eat instead of people plop? Well, I guess if you have to eat shit you just got to but at least it won't be um... not sure how to finish that sentence. o.o

Date: 2006-02-28 02:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I don't think it means to eat the poop, just to use it as a cooking-fire implement.

still.. is hay that hard to find?

Date: 2006-02-28 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graypumpkin.livejournal.com
Not sure how viable a fuel for cooking hay might make, might burn too quickly? I do know that cow and camel dung is still used today as fuel in parts of the Middle East and Egypt.

Date: 2006-02-28 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kat78731.livejournal.com
Hm, Ezekial bread is pretty popular:

Ezekial bread is inspired by the Bible passage Ezekial 4:9. It has 6 sprouted grains and legumes that result in a near perfect protein. It has 4g of protein and 3g of fiber.


Date: 2006-02-28 03:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Whole grain poopy-cooked goodness for the whole wholesome family!

Date: 2006-02-28 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Ezekiel Bread

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Date: 2006-02-28 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Ezekiel Bread I


"This is the bread that Ezekiel lived off of while he was in the desert for two years. It is supposed to be nutritionally complete. The recipe calls for grinding your own flour from a variety of grains and dried beans."
Original recipe yield: 2 loaves.

Prep Time:
20 Minutes
Cook Time:
50 Minutes
Ready In:
2 Hours 15 Minutes
Servings:
24 (change)

INGREDIENTS:

* 2 1/2 cups wheat berries
* 1 1/2 cups spelt flour
* 1/2 cup barley
* 1/2 cup millet
* 1/4 cup dry green lentils
* 2 tablespoons dry great Northern beans
* 2 tablespoons dry kidney beans
* 2 tablespoons dried pinto beans
* 4 cups warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
* 1 cup honey
* 1/2 cup olive oil
* 2 (.25 ounce) packages active dry yeast
* 2 tablespoons salt

DIRECTIONS:

1. Measure the water, honey, olive oil, and yeast into a large bowl. Let sit for 3 to 5 minutes.
2. Stir all of the grains and beans together until well mixed. Grind in a flour mill. Add fresh milled flour and salt to the yeast mixture; stir until well mixed, about 10 minutes. The dough will be like that of a batter bread. Pour dough into two greased 9 x 5 inch loaf pans.
3. Let rise in a warm place for about 1 hour, or until dough has reached the top of the pan.
4. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 45 to 50 minutes, or until loaves are golden brown.

Date: 2006-02-28 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
That's true... the desert can be a harsh mistress.

I can see dung as heating fuel... but as cooking, it strikes me as a pretty rough substance to deal with.


Date: 2006-02-28 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peradouro.livejournal.com
ahhhh I read that way wrong! I imagine they'd not want to use hay that the animals could eat. Buffalo chips were used much the same as peat in Europe. They're compacted and burn longer than a loose grass would. Grasses would have to be twisted into tight ropes to last any time at all for cooking. But then we're used to thinking of open fires. These ovens were fired up, the food installed then either covered with a lid of some sort or simply buried much like a clam bake affair. Probably at that time any wood-type fuels were commandeered by the higher classes. So I reckon the verse refers to some advice on the best cooking fuel.

Date: 2006-02-28 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
That's a good point! I was thinking of a open flame rather than some sort of dutch oven.

Date: 2006-02-28 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acoolsecretary.livejournal.com
I'm so turned-on to "Youtube."

HDR___going to have to try that. Gorgeous photos.

Barley cakes for breakfast, slowed cooked over cow dung...FLAVOR! lol

Date: 2006-02-28 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
youtube and google video are my two "tv stations" of choice!

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