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Feb. 28th, 2006 06:00 am Shout Run: Many scenes of a walkman, sliding down a rope, screaming. This is inexplicably hilarious. via
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Moment of Lyric (Christopher Lee's evil villain from the Return of Captain Invincible) - youtube video
Mai tai say that i'm old fashioned,
tres vin ordinaire
that i want a fresh manhattan
with white anglo-saxons everywhere?
a black russian's no pink lady
give her a singapore sling.
and moscow mule is not your baby
so highball the vodka, and name your sting
be a big shot, with a bullshot
be a schwein mit der wein
have a short, or a port, or a snort, of any sort.
asti spumante . uno chianti.
Are divine!
I got some economic hocks,
a gin and tonic on the rocks.
where angels fear to tread, i say-
choose your booze! let's hit the red-eye!
think of young deanna durbin,
and how she sung on rum and bourbon.
or enhance your luncheon hour
with a planter's punch,
and a whiskey sour
if you feel like a wreck,
try a horse's neck
or a sherry with a cherry in the new fun size-
If you don't name your poison
i'll have to get the boys in
the spirit of adventure opens ones eyes
if you don't name your poison
i'll have to get the boys in
and you'll never see another tequila sunrise
Live happily ever after
with a chablis and some laughter.
between the sheets is lovely
with a dizzy blonde and a bottle of bubbly
there's nothing sicker in society
than a lack of liquor and sobriety
so! down the hatch. here's mud in your eye!
take a bracer with a chaser, wash it down with rye!
bottoms up, stirrup cup!
it'll put you in the pink.
And all you have to do is
Drink, drink, etc.
microsoft ipod packaging parody
Terrible Pilot for a 60's Wonder Woman tv show.
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And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight...Then he [the Lord!] said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.[Ezek. 4:12-15 (KJV)]
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Date: 2006-02-28 12:42 pm (UTC)Address is Deerfield Beach, right? Making sure I gave them the right address. It was dispatched almost two weeks ago by the receipt I have. :(
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Date: 2006-02-28 01:11 pm (UTC)yup, deerfield beach is my location!
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Date: 2006-02-28 03:53 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-02-28 05:46 pm (UTC)Hi Colin,
It was delivered on the 22nd, but there was a notice left. Since it was an
apartment, they should have gotten a slip in their mailbox to have it
redelivered or they can pick it up at the post office. If they didn't get
the slip the postman left, they should be able to check with the post
office. After awhile if it isn't claimed the post office will send it back
to me so they may want to check soon.
Regards,
Jeff
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Date: 2006-02-28 05:59 pm (UTC)I've contacted the post office (nice folks there, actually) and they looked, but could not locate any record of anything coming for me. Does Jeff have a tracking number? they mentioned that they might have better luck locating it with that.
Thanks!
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Date: 2006-02-28 08:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-01 12:12 am (UTC)9101805213907036411395
Hope that helps dig it up.
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Date: 2006-03-01 01:22 pm (UTC)We'll get it yet! It came from wisconsin?
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Date: 2006-03-02 12:52 am (UTC)I noticed you got a lot of posts on this thread - biblical poop talk will do that I suppose... what is the world coming to??
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Date: 2006-03-02 12:56 am (UTC)Dadgum biblical poop & Barley cakes! Scat is always a draw, to be sure.
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Date: 2006-03-02 02:14 am (UTC)Powerman 5000
An Eye Is Upon You
spinning complacently in the darkness covered and blinded by a blanket of little lives,
false security has lulled the madness of this world into a slumber, wake up!!
an eye is upon you, staring straight down and keenly through,
seeing all that you are and everything that you will never be.
yes, and eye is upon you, and eye ready to blink.
so face forward, with arms wide open and mind reeling.
Your future has arrived ...
are you ready to go?
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Date: 2006-03-02 02:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-28 01:27 pm (UTC)Mattie and I loved the iPod parody. =D SO TRUE.
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Date: 2006-02-28 01:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-28 01:48 pm (UTC)Or maybe I just passed the barley cakes!
Eww!
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Date: 2006-02-28 01:50 pm (UTC)I'll just cook my barley cakes over wood, thanks!
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Date: 2006-02-28 02:52 pm (UTC)still.. is hay that hard to find?
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Date: 2006-02-28 03:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-28 03:31 pm (UTC)Ezekial bread is inspired by the Bible passage Ezekial 4:9. It has 6 sprouted grains and legumes that result in a near perfect protein. It has 4g of protein and 3g of fiber.
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Date: 2006-02-28 03:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-28 05:37 pm (UTC)"I can honestly say Ezekiel 4:9™ Sprouted Grain Bread has been a lifesaver for me. I used to eat a lot of breads and pasta. Now, having to control my carbohydrate intake I cannot eat white sugar and flour. Food For Life's, Ezekiel bread is helping me sustain my health and life. Now I am able to enjoy the rich taste of bread and have the confidence I am eating a live food product with no sugar or flour. Try some today and, Enjoy!"
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Date: 2006-02-28 05:38 pm (UTC)"This is the bread that Ezekiel lived off of while he was in the desert for two years. It is supposed to be nutritionally complete. The recipe calls for grinding your own flour from a variety of grains and dried beans."
Original recipe yield: 2 loaves.
Prep Time:
20 Minutes
Cook Time:
50 Minutes
Ready In:
2 Hours 15 Minutes
Servings:
24 (change)
INGREDIENTS:
* 2 1/2 cups wheat berries
* 1 1/2 cups spelt flour
* 1/2 cup barley
* 1/2 cup millet
* 1/4 cup dry green lentils
* 2 tablespoons dry great Northern beans
* 2 tablespoons dry kidney beans
* 2 tablespoons dried pinto beans
* 4 cups warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
* 1 cup honey
* 1/2 cup olive oil
* 2 (.25 ounce) packages active dry yeast
* 2 tablespoons salt
DIRECTIONS:
1. Measure the water, honey, olive oil, and yeast into a large bowl. Let sit for 3 to 5 minutes.
2. Stir all of the grains and beans together until well mixed. Grind in a flour mill. Add fresh milled flour and salt to the yeast mixture; stir until well mixed, about 10 minutes. The dough will be like that of a batter bread. Pour dough into two greased 9 x 5 inch loaf pans.
3. Let rise in a warm place for about 1 hour, or until dough has reached the top of the pan.
4. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 45 to 50 minutes, or until loaves are golden brown.
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Date: 2006-02-28 03:36 pm (UTC)I can see dung as heating fuel... but as cooking, it strikes me as a pretty rough substance to deal with.
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Date: 2006-02-28 03:21 pm (UTC)HDR___going to have to try that. Gorgeous photos.
Barley cakes for breakfast, slowed cooked over cow dung...FLAVOR! lol
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Date: 2006-02-28 03:35 pm (UTC)