Scotto&#39;s Wall Scrawls

Awwww... I put in my application ages ago!

(Well, at least several days ago, and that's AGES when you're FIVE!)

Well, if all the adopted daughter positions are filled... can I at least be the crazy neighbor in the sitcom-of-your-life? :) I'm sure I could come up with a few hare-brained schemes if given the chance... I could even engage in amusing detective work, and witty banter with the requisite plethora of annoyingly bad puns!

Or I could be your sister. Sister would be good too...

...just whom do I contact about casting, anyway?

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Dear ldy dectective,
Please find out *whisper*.
I think you know what I mean ;)
Sincerely,
Papoose

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bad dog!

nosey, rooting through my drawers!

*gives a squeeky toy to play with instad*

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*snort*

*SQUEAK*

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*gives a scritch betwen the ears...

if you figure it out, keep it hush hush... :)

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I'm just teasin' you scotto.
I'll stop now.
:)

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okie dokie. *hug*

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*Slurp*

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doggie licks!

*kiskiss*

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oh, I never got the paperwork...

you can be any of the above, kiddo, but I suspect you're more of a younger sister or wacky neighbor.

the larry in my three's company.

(oddly enough, I was called the wierdo neighbor on 'home improvement'... more randome trivia, and advise doling out...Wilson.)

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My application.

But that's OK.

On further reflection, I don't think I wanna be Larry :P Ethel might be OK... but then I suppose I'd need a Fred.

Wilson might be appropriate... Other than this antiquated photo, I've yet to show my face online (to anyone). I'm also pretty wacky with the trivia, the unusual words and the advice.

Or better yet, maybe you could be my uncle! And in return, I'll be your aunt! This isn't quite the same as being your own granpa... don't analyze it too deeply. I could be... Auntie... Diluvian or something. Auntie Lope? Whatever... there are dozens of names from which to choose.

I'd probably be fine without a proper name... Y'know, sb's AUNT... "that crazy old lady who talks to the dog" :)

Oh, and here papoose... there's something I want you to read... ;)

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mertz! I didn't realise you were asking for a lj sponsor. :)

Auntie Disestablismentarianism?

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No sponsor... just nice family-types. (Close close neighbors count as family-types)

Auntie-Disestablishmentarian? Yowzers! That's quite a mouthful!

Maybe I should just be happy with Larry :P I suppose Larry wouldn't be so bad, if I could just stop associating it with that old DOS leisure-suit game.

...Although I am pretty keen on calling you Unca-Sconnabeer... :D

I've been called Auntie Type by others... Howsboutdat? Or how about Auntie Aging? Auntie Up? Auntie Arctic? Maybe Auntie Meridiem? Auntie Gonie? Auntie Penultimate? Auntie Spasmodic? Auntie Bacterial (ew.)? Antie Oxidant? Perspirant? Gravity? Pasto? Auntie Aircraft? Quated?

Uh-oh... I think I've just relegated myself to the role of the punny neighbor :P

Regards,
Auntie Larry

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hee. hee maybe just aunti- whatever the topic isn't about!

*hugs*

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Or I could be Rhoda... but that would make you Mary Tyler Moore, wouldn't it.

oc, you do have a way of taking a nothing day and suddenly making it all seem worthwhile, so maybe that works. ;)

I'm not sure I want to be Rhoda though... In fact, most crazy neighbors/supporting characters seem kinda wacked. And I'm really not randy enough to be Larry; sorry.

Would you love your nieces to pieces and buy them warm fleeces? Or maybe you can think of another good neighbor...

I might have to "settle" for being a Very Good Friend.

Hmm. That's not so bad at all :)

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I can dig that. :) hey pal!

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