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What is that thing that looks like a corpse on your table???

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graypumpkin.livejournal.com

What is that thing that looks like a corpse on your table???

Nothing to see hear move along. Ignore the body under the tarp.

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I CAN'T...LOOK...AWAY....

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Hey, I cleaned up the liquids!

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A bag full of t-shirts, and an oddly-placed tablecloth. (when newt jumps to the table from the bookshelf, it slides)

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I preferred Blackhellcat's "headless corpse with an olive stuffed in its head."

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Oops...Stuffed olive FOR a head...Glad to know your dark side isn't that dark, Scotto :)

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I've got a stuffed olive in mah belly! a few!

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~~Thats in the pantry.~~ Er, I mean, That's silly!

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Probably a headless body---yeah! Doomed to roam for all enternity with a stuffed olive for a head because its head is stuck in US customs limbo! away

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I wouldn't waste a yummy stuffed olive on pathetic wandering corpse!

Maybe an artichoke or brussels sprout.

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But see that's what makes him a true American monster---we are all complacent with our atomic age san-a-belt slacks, golf-clubs, martinis and camel cigarettes---ready to top our libations with yummy stuffed olives and BAM OHMYGODNOOO we are out of stuffed olives because Olive-head has taken them!

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The olive-headed horseless-man!

I curse the O-H H-M form tmy comfortable sanabelt slacks!!

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I was just looking through my Native American books for a story I read while I was researching my paper about a Native American child in a boarding school but I can't find it. But the gist was--apparently some Indian tribe had a monster-god that had similar attributes to Santa Clause--so the first Christmas in the boarding school when the missionaries brought in a man dressed as Santa all the children shrieked and ran because they thought Santa was there to kill them.

I really wish I could find this story---dammit!

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oh, that's pretty awesome... let me know if you find it!

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Oh I found it! YAY!
It was in Education for Extintion by David Wallace Adams

It was the Walapai tribe. And it dosen't say why but apparently the whole tribe thought that Santa was Quiqete the great evil spirit.

The principal of a school in Truxton Canyon, AZ prepared the whole tribe for Santa's visit by telling them about the white bearded old man dressed in red that flew through the air.
As Christmas grew near the rumor with the tribe was that the "white man's Santa Claus was Quiqete".
The night of the Christmas pageant a teacher dressed as Santa burst into the school auditorium full of parents and kids.
When he did one of the tribe's elders began shouting "quiqete" and complete pandemonium broke out with everyone rushing for the exits and children crying.
the tribal police had to be called to calm the people down and get them to go back into the auditorium.

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That's awesome.

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I LIKE it!!!Look how prevalent martinis are right now! There are even chocolate ones.

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And in true synchronistic fashion everything in this world comes full circle.

http://www.elfmanworld.com/grossarchive/toedrink.html

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Hey, if I paid for the toe, I'm keeping it!

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Well apparently if you keep or accidentally swallow the toe you have to get them a new one.

Pictures-- scroll to the bottom of the page
http://www.yukoner.com/dawsonw_index.htm

And apparently there is an official website
http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/members.html

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yeesh. I'd have to bust some heads if I wasmade to swallow it.

yuck-a-doodle.

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Especially after looking at the pictures--that thing is super gross looking. I much prefer the chocolate toes they have for sale on the Sourtoe website.

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great minds... see the next comment I made!

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chocolate toes! there we go!

http://www.sourtoecocktailclub.com/shop.html

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