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Dec. 1st, 2000 09:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scottobearso these two guys walk into a bar, right? and the first guy says to the bartender, "gimme a cold fardel on the jingle jangles, eh?" to which the bartender replies, "huh?" so the first guy says, "a cold fardel on the jingle jangles! didn't you hear me the first time?" the bartender, stupefied, replies, "hey look, pal, i never heard of a cold fardel on the jingle jangles."
at this point, the second guy, in disbelief, says, "what? what kind of bartender do you call yourself, jerky?" he pulls out a big ol' hunting knife, the kind that rambo used to free those POWs, and sticks it right straight into the belly of that poor old bartender. that's when one of the waitresses leans over and says, "what the hell are you doing? ahhhhh! ahhhhhh!" and she screams and runs out.
this isn't a joke or anything. it's just another example of what can happen.
at this point, the second guy, in disbelief, says, "what? what kind of bartender do you call yourself, jerky?" he pulls out a big ol' hunting knife, the kind that rambo used to free those POWs, and sticks it right straight into the belly of that poor old bartender. that's when one of the waitresses leans over and says, "what the hell are you doing? ahhhhh! ahhhhhh!" and she screams and runs out.
this isn't a joke or anything. it's just another example of what can happen.
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Date: 2000-12-01 06:36 pm (UTC)*HaHaHaHaHa*
an it jus gets Funnier evry dang Time!
*giggle*
ahh..you is killin me!
(get it?killin' me?)
*hahahaha*
*cough*
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Date: 2000-12-01 07:07 pm (UTC)Okay
Date: 2000-12-01 07:24 pm (UTC)no subject
posttest, deuxieme partie
Date: 2000-12-01 08:05 pm (UTC)...
Heh. :)
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Date: 2000-12-01 09:02 pm (UTC)A Cold Fardel on the Jingle Jangles
Date: 2000-12-01 11:39 pm (UTC)two parts OJ
one part tomato juice
on the rocks
chased by a guiness
finished with a nice maraschino cherry
ring the bell
leave a tip
let the games begin!
Now how hard was that?
If that doesn't leave a cold fardel on your jingle jangles, then honey, NUTTIN' will!
Re: A Cold Fardel on the Jingle Jangles
Date: 2000-12-02 12:07 am (UTC)