8130 - out with the work kids (and Tracy)

No video card yesterday. Perhaps today is Big Brain's Day. Perhaps today, the moon will crack in fourths, and the glowing pink gas inside will descend from above to turn us all into delicious edible ferns for when the dinosaurs come back.

Dear Compusa...

If you can’t make your mind up, We’ll never get started.
And I don’t wanna wind up
Being parted, broken-hearted.
So if you really love me,
Say yes.
But if you don’t, dear, confess.
And please don’t tell me
Perhaps, perhaps, perhaps.

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Out with the gang at Max's at the Beach place. Pictures of Kaytee, Randy, Tracy and Vicki under the cut. Apparently, I'm the only person in South Florida without a hard E at the end of my Name... even our server's name was Andy. Tracy's new haircut was quite fetching, as was Kaytee's. Liz couldn't make it due to her flying out to be with her family due to Grandpa's pancreas issues.

( 3 blonds and a bearded guy. )

I consumed more alcohol than I have in the last year, I think. 6 beers, 2 shots tequila, and a margarita. I confess that I was a trifle cockeyed for about an hour afterward, but regained my senses and stable walking balance by about 10:30. That's a lot of poison in my system.

Last night, I coined the term hobophobe for someone afraid of the homeless folks in sofla, and from that, extrapolated hobosexual for someone who is attracted to 'em.

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Moment of Lyric - (asx video)

( ... )

Well, a fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam
It was worth it just to learn from sleight-of-hand
Bad news comes don't you worry even when it lands
Good news will work its way to all them plans
We both got fired on the exactly the same day
Well we'll float on good news is on the way

( ... )

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1 year ago - Strep, Jill is like 30, Greek Grotto, Weather, The woods, urinals, Mrs G team pic, Romanian Girl returns from the grave, poli-sci

2 years ago - Palm doodles, band names, sinister ducks, Cheddar Cheesus, water bus trip home, Orange Cat, walkies pics

3 years ago - zcardz (precursor to the pirates game), LL fooled with my bro, vanishing finn, meds

4 years ago - Dream, Walkies with fog, Worked MLK, ear pressure relief then a return, ordered my digicam, sweetheart sent me a keeno book off my wish list, siege engines, lego cube solver.

5 years ago - Bro pic, garam masala, patty hearst pardoned, DNA police

8132 - Chastity Belts for the 21st century

Sherman's sculptures are beautiful, medically graphic, anatomically correct, intimately worn, stainless steel prostheses that effectively stop any intruder but in no way are limited by considerations of practicality.

The Cremasteric Reflex Corset is awesome.This device has been designed to include a generous dose of deterrence and personal protection. High pressure pneumatic cylinders perform basic cutlery functions when activated by a strategically located pressure sensitive air valve.

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