8010 -

Yesterday was Monkey day *and* Kong opened. I missed both. Ook. Ook. I Don't think there were any gorillas in the Narnia movie. Curious.

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LJ comments are still taking their sweet time to get to me. I think most of the old ones have made it, but some current ones are still suffering logjam, it seems.

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Still no big computer or DSL... what the heck?! C'mon, folks! *whine whine* I should count my blessings.. world hunger, evil dictators and quadriplegics... and I want to play video games. Tsk, Scotto.

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Moment of Lyric mp3 Instrumental.

Mmm. Jazzy. Also the epitome of A Charlie Brown Christmas.

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1 year ago - Mel & Scotto facts, Gorilla Girl, Monkey Day, Massive Frog eats 3-legged dog, Beatles Christmas Records, 7070, Santa hates damn contemporary, bullshit architecture!, I break Christmas bonuses to ADP

2 years ago - spelling poll, pandas, turtles, and a bed of fresh noodles

3 years ago - keywords, Newt likes Broccoli!, Lauderdale cams, bah on bush, gore and grover Cleveland, mh trim, J-lo nose picker, shoe-doodle

4 years ago - holiday shopping, good advice, winter depression folk

5 years ago - moment of RAW, Santa Claus - geek, holidays, donations

8011 - It just occurred to me...

Does Santa punish bad or unskilled elves by making them mine for coal?

Or worse... does he punish insurgents by turning them into heating fuel?