7632 - Who knows the secret of the Delirium box?

[scottobear]

Minor case of instant karma last night at the 'mat. I saw someone leave without her drivers license and credit card, and I brought 'em to her as she was pulling out of the parking lot. She kindly insisted on giving me a fiver to cover the cost of doing the laundry. Presto!

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I also gave a homeless guy a pack of matches when he asked if I had a lighter. I carry matches with me all the time now, even if I don't smoke... I'm not sure when I picked that quirk up, but people always seem to think that I'm a smoker... plus, you never know when you're going to need fire.

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This little chain reaction game thing is far too hypnotic than it should be. 1052 is my current best.

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1 year ago - hr tag abandonment,Doug / tony memory trick, factoids about me, elevator breaks,

2 years ago - Neverwhere, childhood memories circa '74-75ish - lunch and Tonka toys, linked to hulk's blog, bro stuff, Elvis & his prosthetic limb factory

3 years ago - Spanish TV, broken links, new he-man cartoon, mark quits FMM before he's caught stealing, puppy pictures and palm doodles.

4 years ago - Soylent Green Tea Ice Cream at the Frieze in Miami, after seeing Kiss of the Dragon with my bro, cavort, first exp w/ Samurai Jack, Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird

5 years ago - saw the hollow man movie, and played Everway, day before sleep study.

Comments

[uberbastard.livejournal.com]

Now why doesn't that happen to me? oh right because I usually by stripper dollars with the credit cards I find.
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I used to cary the film cannister with 2 quarters a razor blade and matches and a few other various things, the boyscouts did pay off.
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965, damn the Life hybrid

[uberbastard.livejournal.com]

1125 .... wait, damn you

Oh yeah, look up

Why?

[uberbastard.livejournal.com]

http://science.ksc.nasa.gov/shuttle/countdown/video/video.html

Re: Why?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

pretty spiffy! also, kudos on the high score!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Stripper dollars *doh*!

I really like watching life, too. I've had a version of gardners sim on just about every computer I've owned in the last 20 years or so.

Whatever happened to your film cannister?

[uberbastard.livejournal.com]

I think I convinced myself I had grown out of it

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I guess as long as you have $100 and a cell phone, you're pretty covered.

[uberbastard.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the new "never leave home list"

switchblade
zippo
led light
leatherman micro

Funny that trying to explain a razor blade in your car to the cops is harder than a switchblade.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

yikes.. a switchblade is pretty tricky around here.

I guess violence is more acceptable than possible coke use!

[eryx-uk.livejournal.com]

plus, you never know when you're going to need fire.

Keep preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse. ;)

Seriously though, its odd how often people come up to me asking for cigarettes and matches. I don't smoke so I have to wonder what makes them think I do.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I smell good, and my teeth are white! :D

[eryx-uk.livejournal.com]

Surely thats a sign that you aren't a smoker?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think so!

Maybe I just look like a pyro!

[mootpoint.livejournal.com]

What a nice fella you is. If only you would have been there for Tom Hanks. Of course then he never would have given birth to Winston...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Ah, tom hanks can afford a little credit card fraud!

[huerter0.livejournal.com]

1798! Beat that!

Although I'm sure you have by now...but it only took me, like, 7 tries, so, uh, yeah, NYAH.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

nicely done!!