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I would like someone to give me a big bag of money so that I can retire in comfort, without financial woes.

Barring that, I'd like someone to make a loaf of banana bread for me.

Or just to slack off and sleep in, snuggled down with Newt.

not today... but there is a long weekend coming up! Slackfest!



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forget-me-not panties™
"These panties will monitor the location of your daughter, wife or girlfriend 24 hours a day, and can even monitor their heart rate and body temperature. Use our patented mapping system, pantyMap®, to find the exact location of your loved one 24 hours a day."

See, I could see this as being really useful to monitor kids... but the application is nuts here. (I suspect it's a gag - see comments as to why)




You scored as Chewbacca.

</td>

Chewbacca

83%

Yoda

78%

Obi Wan Kenobi

72%

R2-D2

64%

Darth Vader

61%

Padme Amidala

56%

Emperor Palpatine

53%

Clone Trooper

47%

Anakin Skywalker

44%

General Grievous

42%

Mace Windu

28%

C-3PO

22%

Which Revenge of the Sith Character are you?
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Haven't even given the first thought to doing this week's writing assignment before now. It's due tomorrow. I Seem to do better when I'm pressed for time, and just crunch into it over an hour or three.

#3 is "Write a scene or a poem about the loneliness of someone who works in a busy or crowded venue.". I suspect that [livejournal.com profile] mootpoint and [livejournal.com profile] myid8myego will have more to draw from than I will. I've been pretty far from lonely with Newt around for the last five or so years.

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Moment of Lyric:

Check it out, check his face
Look at his eyes, they're so sly
I wonder why he cries from the inside
I wonder why he's a renegade

Oh please, I'm on my begged bended knees
Oh please, please heed my call
He's just a boy that has lost his way
He's just a boy, that's all




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5 years ago - subject lines, Hunter thinks that my first icon looks like I'm in the phantom zone, age difference, I have done all but the car on that list, 125 things

Date: 2005-05-26 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentyrs.livejournal.com
Those panties make me sick. I'll bet there's some kind of a law against implanting a tracking device on others. It's too early for me. My brain is all fuzzy, and now I'm tired and pissed

Date: 2005-05-26 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I'm still really hoping it's some sort of bad joke.

sorry to make you mad first thing in the morning!

Happy Newt thoughts for you!

Date: 2005-05-26 01:36 pm (UTC)
rejectomorph: (laszlo moholy-nagy_chx)
From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
The fact that the panties are Japanese makes it likely that they are a real product. It's a convergence of two Japanese cultural obsessions- the wonders of modern technology and the assumed perfidy of women. It wasn't that long ago that Japanese men still made their wives wear chastity belts. The country may be modern, but it still has a lot of medieval traits just below the surface.

Date: 2005-05-26 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I didn't realise that it was an Asian company until you pointed it out. Interesting how the Testimonial page has a pair of white guys.

I can't help but hope it's a gag, though...

"Due to overwhelming demand, the panties have SOLD OUT. We will have new stock during the next 30 days."


It's Bogus

Date: 2005-05-26 01:56 pm (UTC)
rejectomorph: (laszlo moholy-nagy_chx)
From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
Heh. I hadn't looked at the testimonials. They do appear to be tongue-in-cheek. Also, I noticed that the URL is a .org, rather than what one would expect from a Japanese commercial web site. A Google search brought this.

Re: It's Bogus

Date: 2005-05-26 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
hmm.. very interesting.

and, I'm glad that it's phony-baloney!

Re: It's Bogus

Date: 2005-05-26 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silentyrs.livejournal.com
same. ugh. now I can return to my normal state of melencholy

Re: It's Bogus

Date: 2005-05-26 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
well, hugs for you, anyway! :)

it must be the weather

Date: 2005-05-26 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phillykat.livejournal.com
scotto [said in a drawn whiney voice] it said i'm darth vader.. mwuhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

k that took to long. back to work.

You scored as Darth Vader.

</td>

Darth Vader

78%

Padme Amidala

67%

General Grievous

64%

Mace Windu

58%

Clone Trooper

58%

Yoda

56%

Emperor Palpatine

47%

Anakin Skywalker

42%

Chewbacca

36%

C-3PO

36%

R2-D2

31%

Obi Wan Kenobi

31%

Which Revenge of the Sith Character are you?
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Re: it must be the weather

Date: 2005-05-26 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
heehee.. we're almost inverse of one another!

Re: it must be the weather

Date: 2005-05-27 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phillykat.livejournal.com
i'm finding it odd that darth and padame were in the same order on both of ours. are they saying they're almost the same [stroking my non-existent beard] hmmmmmmmmm

Re: it must be the weather

Date: 2005-05-27 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
could be! strong, driven folks. :)

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