7365 - Friday The 13th! Muahhahahaa.
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A bit sick again today, better than yesterday.
Snopes on Friday the 13th
Feel free to post in comments, if poll isn't working for you.
(Scale of 0 - 10. 0=absolutely none, 10=most humanly possible)
[Poll #493066]
Best Overheard Quote RE: Star Wars:
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three times, Episode III.
Zombie blastin' goodness - via
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eryx_ukGot called yesterday, and every one after the first found me sleeping. A peeve, but at least I'm in demand, eh? 5 times from work, 2 times by bro. (Who lost his phone again, it seems. I suspect he's selling them or something at this rate.)
“With a vote scheduled Thursday on his contested nomination as ambassador to the United Nations, John R. Bolton has told the Senate Foreign Relations Committee that a policy maker should maintain the right to "state his own reading of the intelligence" even when it differs from that of intelligence agencies.”Sure... why acknowledge information from the CIA/ FBI/ etc if you can just make up your own facts?
1. Total number of books I own: Yikes. Far too many to count. Hundreds and hundred in paperback form, about 1/6th that in hardcover, and maybe ten times that in E-book format. (Starting with Project Gutenberg)
2. The last book I bought: Apocalypse Culture II.
3. The last book I read: Thief of Time - (currently reading on the PDA during mass transit)
4. Five books I read a lot: The OZ books, The Works of Mark Twain, Dandelion Wine, The Illuminatus Trilogy, The Discworld Novels
5. Tag 5 people and have them put this in their journal: anyone who wants to.. I'm not calling anyone out this time.
Moment of Lyric: (mp3)
Behind a smoke colored
Curtain, the girl
Disappeared, the found out
The ring was a fake
A tree born crooked
Will never grow straight
She sunk like a hammer into the lake
A long lost letter and
And old leaky boat
Promises are never meant
To keep
And I want to know
The same thing
Everyone wants to know
How's it going to end?
Scientology Loses Ground To New Fictionology
LOS ANGELES—According to a report released Monday by the American Institute of Religions, the Church of Scientology, once one of the fastest-growing religious organizations in the U.S., is steadily losing members to the much newer religion Fictionology.
"Unlike Scientology, which is based on empirically verifiable scientific tenets, Fictionology's central principles are essentially fairy tales with no connection to reality," the AIR report read. "In short, Fictionology offers its followers a mythical belief system free from the cumbersome scientific method to which Scientology is hidebound."
Created in 2003 by self-proclaimed messiah Bud Don Ellroy, Fictionology's principles were first outlined in the self-help paperback Imaginetics: The New Pipe-Dream Of Modern Mental Make-Believe.
Fictionology's central belief, that any imaginary construct can be incorporated into the church's ever-growing set of official doctrines, continues to gain popularity. Believers in Santa Claus, his elves, or the Tooth Fairy are permitted—even encouraged—to view them as deities. Even corporate mascots like the Kool-Aid Man are valid objects of Fictionological worship.
"My personal savior is Batman," said Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Greg Jurgenson. "My wife chooses to follow the teachings of the Gilmore Girls. Of course, we are still beginners. Some advanced-level Fictionologists have total knowledge of every lifetime they have ever lived for the last 80 trillion years."
"Sure, it's total bullshit," Jurgenson added. "But that's Fictionology. Praise Batman!"
While the Church of Fictionology acknowledges that its purported worldwide membership of 450 billion is an invented number, the AIR report estimates that as many as 70 percent of the church's followers are former Scientologists.
Church of Scientology public-relations spokesman Al Kurz said he was "shocked" when he learned that Fictionology is approaching the popularity of his religion.
"Scientology is rooted in strict scientific principles, such as the measurement of engrams in the brain by the E-Meter," Kurz said. "Scientology uses strictly scientific methodologies to undo the damage done 75 million years ago by the Galactic Confederation's evil warlord Xenu—we offer our preclear followers procedures to erase overts in the reactive mind. Conversely, Fictionology is essentially just a bunch of make-believe nonsense."
Hollywood actor David McSavage, who converted to Fictionology last year, attempted to explain.
"Scientology can only offer data, such as how an Operating Thetan can control matter, energy, space, and time with pure thought alone," McSavage said. "But truly spiritual people don't care about data, especially those seeking an escape from very real physical, mental, or emotional problems."
McSavage added, "As a Fictionologist, I live in a world of pretend. It's liberating."
A tax-exempt organization, the Church of Fictionology stands poised to become a great moneymaking power if it continues to grow at its current rate—a situation Kurz called "outrageous."
"In recruiting new members, Fictionology preys on the gullible with fanciful stories and simple-minded solutions," Kurz said. "Fictionology is depriving legitimate churches of the revenue they need to carry out charitable works worldwide—important charitable works like clearing the planet of body-thetan implants."
1 year ago - fam stuff, toe socks
2 years ago - recycling into fuel oil, kitty quiz, PT, Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator, potty poll, perfect toast
3 years ago - answer to oil dependency, iespell, memory of being a little kid w/ vampires, goofing around, dani postcard, 334, rain week
4 years ago - nonpareil, "hamburger helper, antibacterial", family hangout, old coversheet, daydream, dead guy in living room, watermelons, a basic truth, lj-smell poll, cleaning up oil using human hair (and you don't even need Superman to do it!)
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Date: 2005-05-13 12:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-13 12:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-13 12:31 pm (UTC)Last book I read was Hitchhiker's so tha ti could see the movie! Oh and something by Laurell K Hamilton (a series whose character has so much internal struggle about the same things over and over that I find myself wanting to shake her!)
And the ubiquitous Jane Austen of course---just read Jane Austen's Guide to Dating---I don't know why--probably a knee-jerk reaction at the book store seeing Jane Austen in the new release section---it didn't help my love life a whit, but now have strange fascination with picturing every man I meet in English riding clothes--hmmm.
THE END.
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Date: 2005-05-13 12:42 pm (UTC)heehee.. THE END? There's got to be a sequel!
Sakes, if you were a local, I'd gladly take you out to coffee, though I'd look quite silly in that riding gear.
*hugs*
Airplane the sequel!!!
Date: 2005-05-13 12:50 pm (UTC)I couldn't go out for coffee--"I've got a drinking problem".
OK I dunno if you can tell but I've pulled an all nighter to finish a take home exam and I'm waaaaaaay punchy! (And Pye is sucking me into his nappy cuteness---must resist!)
Re: Airplane the sequel!!!
Date: 2005-05-13 12:52 pm (UTC)Well, I'd get you a biscotti or a muffin, then :)
oh noooo... cat nap singularity! you could get drawn in at any moment!
Give Pye a smoochie for me!
i stole it
Date: 2005-05-13 06:51 pm (UTC)Re: i stole it
Date: 2005-05-13 07:51 pm (UTC)