7344 - Goat butter is nowhere in the body text.

[scottobear]

Conflicted mindset right now, but not so much that it's hurtful or anything. I'm sort of torn on a few things, but logically, I know the path to take. It's just a pain in the keister that what I'd enjoy most isn't a realistic goal right now. The monkey has to listen to the robot right now.

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I'm glad that I stick with yahoo, and gmail!

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Hunt for the MONGOLIAN DEATHWORM!

It can grow up to 1.5m (5ft), spits corrosive yellow saliva and can generate electrical blasts powerful enough to kill a camel. A team of British scientists has set out to capture the elusive monster - and they plan to wrestle it to the ground with their bare hands.

(see also - http://www.deathworm.co.uk )

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Mzk suggested that I move in with Maressa. (She's looking for a short term place.) Nopey-nope. That's too much for me right this moment. If she had real hardship, I'd share, but I prefer to keep solo otherwise. I also brought her an awesome ebay rockabetty tiki-girl outfit. She will rock in that outfit, with a blue flower in her hair.

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Your Taste in Music:

80's Alternative: Highest Influence

80's Rock: Highest Influence

90's Alternative: Highest Influence

Classic Rock: Highest Influence

Progressive Rock: Highest Influence

80's Pop: High Influence

90's Pop: High Influence

Ska: High Influence

90's Rock: Medium Influence

Old School Hip Hop: Medium Influence

Punk: Medium Influence

80's R&B: Low Influence

90's Hip Hop: Low Influence

90's R&B: Low Influence

Adult Alternative: Low Influence

Alternative Rock: Low Influence

Country: Low Influence

Dance: Low Influence

Gangsta Rap: Low Influence

Hair Bands: Low Influence

Heavy Metal: Low Influence

How's Your Taste in Music?

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SNL Conspiracy Theory Rock

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There's some fine prostitutes out there in Orlando! safe, just mugshots.

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a9 added Miami to the block view! Take a walk down bayside.

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You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe. </td> agnosticism 100% Paganism 63% atheism 58% Buddhism 50% Satanism 50% Christianity 33% Hinduism 25% Islam 25% Judaism 8% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

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Moment of lyric:

I am Kamandi, the Last Boy on Earth
'Cause the world was destroyed before my birth
Humans run in herds and animals now have control
Radiation has given them each a soul

I am Kamandi, and I am mankind's last chance
But my mission might seem unclear at first glance
I must return my species to our former glory and our rightful place
Mother Nature has created a disgrace

Everything has been turned upside down
And there's no one else like me around
People are kept in cages and in zoos
It looks as if the human race is through

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Cool classic mp3s

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1 year ago - teacher appreciation week, rockfish, locals, time travel, discworld 15, Rainy day, clues, silly photos

2 years ago - words, artificial hippocampus, scavenger hunt, stupid cheese, word ties

3 years ago - entry loss, how newtie was adopted, bus and such

4 years ago - diastema, baba yaga, lamprey eel brain in a robot, clue-by-four, pococurante, deadly sin poll

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current mood: Fire 'n the disco Fire 'n the taco bell

current music: Kamandi, The Last Boy on Earth - Jarret Keene

Comments

"We're going on a summer holidaaaaay!"

[blackhellkat.livejournal.com]

They should send Cliff Richard to find the death worm--he could coax it out with his crooning.

The Deathworm blog seemd like a joke blog but if it isn't I'm totally rooting for the death worm!!

Re: "We're going on a summer holidaaaaay!"

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Cliff Richard: Death Worm Hunter!!

Works for me.

I suspect it's a gag, too, but I still love it... DEATH WORM!!

[rejectomorph]

The price of goat butter these days is a scandal!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

When did you last get some?

[rejectomorph]

Oh, it's been ages. When I was a lad, we had goat butter on everything- bread, crackers, grits, rolls, tootsie rolls, grapefruit, apple pie, honeydew, ice cream, cakes, lobster bisque, flan- we even had goat butter on goat. Now I'd have to take out a mortgage just to get a few pats! I blame Bush. All those tax breaks for lazy millionaires, and none for the hard-working goats!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Egads! It sounds like a vat of good ol' goat butter exploded all over your larder!

I suppose it would be more economical to just milk the goat yourself... that way, youve got someone to do the lawn for you, too!

Dad-gum goat-hating Texans by proxy!

[greenelvish.livejournal.com]

I want to find the Death Worm! I would feed it to Wilbur.

Your Taste in Music:

80's Alternative: Medium Influence

90's Alternative: Medium Influence

Adult Alternative: Medium Influence

Classic Rock: Medium Influence

80's Pop: Low Influence

80's R&B: Low Influence

90's R&B: Low Influence

Alternative Rock: Low Influence

Progressive Rock: Low Influence

How's Your Taste in Music?

I wonder why the Beatles weren't on that music checklist. Elvis was missing too!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

it was odd that elvis and the beatles were gone... I guess they assumed that everyone likes 'em? no rolling stones, either.

Wilbur! Get the Death Worm!! GIT IT!

[missv.livejournal.com]

Do not harm the worms, outworlder. The spice must flow!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I shall not fear, fear is the mind-killer.

[wickenden.livejournal.com]

my god! If those were the prostitutes, I'm terrified to imagine what their pathetic customers looked like.

What sorrow.

d.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

scary, scary scary.

Used to be Sparky's office

[(Anonymous)]

Hey Scott!

Thanks again for getting the Jessica Rabbit song for me awhile ago...now I need help again! Do you have or know where I can find a wav or mp3 of the Enzyte commercial theme? I'm going to send it to my cell phone as a file so I can have it as a ringtone.

animatedman2003@yahoo.com

Re: Used to be Sparky's office

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

it should be in your email now... otherwise, check it here -

http://audio.scottobear.com/enzytesong-gingersnap.mp3

Happy ringtoning!

Re: Used to be Sparky's office

[(Anonymous)]

where can i download it, the link isn't working

Re: Used to be Sparky's office

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

http://audioz.scottobear.com/enzytesong%20-%20gingersnap.mp3

[phillykat.livejournal.com]

hey scotto!

it's the missing blogger.. wayward.. aw hell.. it's me!! i decided that i just need to use lj and forget about my own domain name esp since i have an avon site i'm paying for. problem is my comp is still crap (i hate being broke). i found the driver info i think i need on hp's site, but i need it burned. i don't have a burner at work. my bro burned it.. forgot to bring it after 3wks, ditto a friend.. i can not win for losing with this thing. i hope everything is well. and damn my break is over... ugh!

good thing i took the music quiz first thing, huh?

80's R&B: Highest Influence
80's Pop: Medium Influence
80's Rock: Medium Influence
90's Alternative: Low Influence
90's Hip Hop: Low Influence
90's Pop: Low Influence
90's R&B: Low Influence
Alternative Rock: Low Influence
Classic Rock: Low Influence
Dance: Low Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Low Influence
Progressive Rock: Low Influence

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Hey there! I've missed ya!

*big hugs*

hope to see more of you soon!

[phillykat.livejournal.com]

dagnabbit! i just lost my bloody reply! basically, i said if this catch 22 was happening to someone else, i'd probably think it funny. well, i still kind of do. i've got this zen like thing going on with it. nothing shocks me.. it'll work when it works.. whatever.. go with the flow. i've given in the inanity of the sitch.

now for the religiony stuff..
5 mins later.. Damn! well tickle my booty and call me slappy.. this shocked the heck outta me! look at satanism. um.. hmm.. *ckg for horns* i do like to wear black, but i thought that was cuz my ass was huge. lmao

You scored as [b]>Buddhism[/b]. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Buddhism. Do more research on Buddhism and possibly consider becoming Buddhist, if you are not already.

In Buddhism, there are Four Noble Truths: (1) Life is suffering. (2) All suffering is caused by ignorance of the nature of reality and the craving, attachment, and grasping that result from such ignorance. (3) Suffering can be ended by overcoming ignorance and attachment. (4) The path to the suppression of suffering is the Noble Eightfold Path, which consists of right views, right intention, right speech, right action, right livelihood, right effort, right-mindedness, and right contemplation. These eight are usually divided into three categories that base the Buddhist faith: morality, wisdom, and samadhi, or concentration. In Buddhism, there is no hierarchy, nor caste system; the Buddha taught that one's spiritual worth is not based on birth.

agnosticism 79%
Buddhism 79%
Satanism 71%
Paganism 58%
Islam 54%
Hinduism 46%
Judaism 42%
Christianity 25%
atheism 25%

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

well, that's fair enough. so you're doing the avon gig, now?

[phillykat.livejournal.com]

eeeeeeeeyup! need some cologne, bubble bath, lotion, something for your bevy of beauties? *wink wink nudge nudge* www.youravon.com/amillerbey

my pay is so low here that per hr, i make more selling avon. can u believe it? plus, i have a lot more fun.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

nifty! I'll check it out!!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Because she doesn't want to be in jail for drug charges, it seems.

[oneeyedcat.livejournal.com]

the skanks really freaked me out. that's just creepy!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

SKANKS OF NIGHTMARES!!! OOOooOOOooEEEeoo!

[oneeyedcat.livejournal.com]

hahahaha!