6964 - PSA - Halloween Safety Tips
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KNOW THE RULES. . .SAFETY TIPS FOR HALLOWEEN
1. Do not allow a child to go “Trick or Treating” alone. Be sure older children TAKE A FRIEND and an ADULT accompanies young children.
2. Be certain to accompany young children to the door of every house they approach.
3. Be certain that parents are familiar with every house and all people from which the children receive treats.
4. Children should be cautioned that they should NOT enter any home without prior permission from their parents.
5. Children should be cautioned not to approach any vehicle, occupied or not, unless they know the owner and are accompanied by a parent.
6. Make sure that all children carry a glow stick or wear reflective clothing.
7. When using facial masks, make sure that children can see and breathe properly and easily.
8. All costumes and masks should be clearly marked as flame resistant.
9. Children should be warned to NEVER approach any house that is not well lit and does not have a porch or “outside” light on.
10. Children should be cautioned to remember any suspicious incidents and report them to their parents and/or the proper official.
11. Children should be cautioned to run away from people who try to trick them with special treats.
12. Children should be instructed to scream and make a scene if anyone tries to grab them or force them, in any way, to go with them.
13. Parents should inspect all treats and dispose of anything that seems to have been tampered with, has been opened, or is not wrapped.
14. A good alternative to “Trick or Treating” is for parents to organize parties at home, in schools, or in community centers.
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Date: 2004-10-28 09:25 pm (UTC)Always trick-or-treat in groups of 400,000.
Many troublemakers and dangerous people come out on Halloween night. To be safe, trick-or-treat in early March.
Safety and self-defense go hand in hand. Be sure your child's handgun has at least a 10-round magazine and is at least .38 caliber to ensure stopping power.
For optimum safety while trick-or-treating, be sure your child does not encounter fright-master screenwriter Kevin Williamson.
Equip your child with special cyanide-filled false tooth for use in case of capture.
Be sure child closes eyes before you drill eyeholes in mask.
*Beat would-be child murderers at their own game by poisoning your kids ahead of time.
Dress your child in all-black costume to make him/her virtually invisible to potentially dangerous motorists.
Tell your kids that if they see anything suspicious or scary-looking—for example, ghosts, goblins or witches—they should run to the nearest neighbor's house and call the police.
Pack child's costume with safety flares.
Before sending children off, give their anuses a good dollop of lube.
This will help prevent their tissue from tearing when they are sodomized by maniacs.
Do not ring doorbells under any circumstances.
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