found by way of jennylee!

[scottobear]

Ok... I couldn't blow us all up. I didn't have the moxie. I did, however use my special bee-powers to travel back in time and lobotomise destroll, before he killed me. In other news, Jennylee found this keen test! I can't believe she's grinchier than I am.


I scored a 5!

Pack your bags for a Whoville holiday! You'll spend 4 days and 5 nights donned in a plush red and green faux-fur lined coat and a funky cool hat! Visit the world's largest Christmas Tree and bathe in yuletide cheer as Whoville residents welcome you into their loving holiday sing-song circle...we know you're really just in it for the gifts.

Grinch test.

Comments

My Score: 14

[moonmama.livejournal.com]

11-15 WHO put the misery in YOUR mistletoe? You must have been made fun of as a small child. Chill out...those cheery holiday-meisters are just trying to cover up the fact that they live vain, shallow lives...kind of like sorority girls.

Re: My Score: 14

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

that's pretty good too! still close to the sweet folks. :) I meant to mention earlier, I did the icon!

Re: My Score: 14

[moonmama.livejournal.com]

I was hoping for a lower number too. I looove Christmas. I just have a warped mind.
And you "did" your icon? or you "dig" mine?

Re: My Score: 14

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

whoops, you got my typo... I meant that I dig your icon, it's keen!

14? it must be because you own a saw.

Re: My Score: 14

[moonmama.livejournal.com]

Ooh, cool. Thanks. I made it myself. I liked yours too.

And it must've been the saw, or the urge to gouge out Kathy Lee's eyes. But doesn't everyone want to do that?

Re: My Score: 14

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

well, not saw.. but kathy lee is what dropped me to 5.

A 9?

[razz.livejournal.com]

I'm rather alarmed! I want a nice, solid, low number!

Re: A 9?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

nice new icon, Razz... 9 is still in the nice guy range!

this thing goes to 11

[burgundy.livejournal.com]

So I'm just into the not-so-nice category. Which is OK by me. Every year I go through the same thing; can't even go buy shampoo without hearing those nasty jingles. Yuck yuck yuck. Fortunately, I am well-bred enough not to burst out in profanity in public. But just barely.

Re: this thing goes to 11

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

hmm.. right on the edge... and you're still pretty nice, in my book. :)

Re: this thing goes to 11

[burgundy.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks. [blush]

Yer like, real nice too, and stuff.

Just don't sing Christmas songs to me, and we can all stay happy.

Re: this thing goes to 11

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

how about the dreidle song?

Re: this thing goes to 11

[burgundy.livejournal.com]

Don't get me started. No Jewish person ever sang the dreidle song unless their elementary school teacher made them do it.

It's weird; there are a lot of really cool Jewish songs (not for Chanukah so much, but for other holidays), but no non-Jews seem to know them. Are they supposed to be secret? Am I allowed to tell?

But a good rule of thumb is, if it was originally written in English and has a catchy tune, then probably people never really sing it (unless it's a Debbie Friedman song. But she doesn't count).

Re: this thing goes to 11

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

well... maybe we can make up some fun ones...

know any good Kwanzza songs?

LMF(evil)AO

[destroll.livejournal.com]

I GOT A 25!
I AM A GOD!
Now gimmie all your candy and your presents or I'll burn your tree, shave your dog, and toss it in the snow!

Re: LMF(evil)AO

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

hey. no candy for you, mister evil.

Re: LMF(evil)AO

[destroll.livejournal.com]

::::turns on the razor & starts whisteling::::

Here boy!!Heeeere pupies! Come on! Here boy! Time for walkies!

Re: LMF(evil)AO

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

hmmm.. maybe it's time to tie the long hairs on the tail of villainy to the short hairs on its neck,,, and kick it rolling down the road.

shaving snow-dogs!

the shame of it.

Re: LMF(evil)AO

[destroll.livejournal.com]

Hey.... it DID say i was evil....hahahahahahaha

Re: LMF(evil)AO

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

that's true. no lies there. :)

Re: LMF(evil)AO

[burgundy.livejournal.com]

Wowie. I want your score.

Re: LMF(evil)AO

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

yikes... you meanies!!

Re: LMF(evil)AO

[burgundy.livejournal.com]

I'm not actually mean... I would never to anything bad to small children or puppies or anything like that... I'm just indulging my bitter/nasty side. Sometimes I like the idea of being grinchy, even though I know I could never pull it off in real life.

Re: LMF(evil)AO

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

oh, ok. enjoying the thoughts of evil is ok, as long as you have control. :) (in my opinion)

grinchable!!!

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

I am a grinch!!! I scored 24 on the test and would take the dog for a walk in the snow uphill, I just couldn't find the sleigh. hehehe That was cute! Thanks Scotto!

Re: grinchable!!!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

wow... thank jennylee, she pointed me in the direction. I hope I remembered to mention that!

Re: grinchable!!!

[mauracelt.livejournal.com]

yes you did and thats another sweet thing we all like :) thats why you have so many female friends.

Re: grinchable!!!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

my goodness! got to enjoy that~ \\!