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Nov. 6th, 2000 01:30 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Papa Smurf!
Leader of the Smurf tribe, it was Papa Smurf's duty to make decisions which kept the smurfs alive... it was ALSO his duty to impregnate Smurfette... come on, she called him papa!... give the guy some credit!... plus, find a better piece of smurf than that smurfette!... see all those smurfs... yup, he's a fertile one!
4 oz. Vodka
8 oz. Red Kool-Aid
1 Blue Popsicle (crushed)
Leader of the Smurf tribe, it was Papa Smurf's duty to make decisions which kept the smurfs alive... it was ALSO his duty to impregnate Smurfette... come on, she called him papa!... give the guy some credit!... plus, find a better piece of smurf than that smurfette!... see all those smurfs... yup, he's a fertile one!
Papa Smurf
Mix and chill vodka and kool-aid. Crush blue popsicle and add to
mixture. The crushed popsicle should settle at the bottom of drink,
making it appear as a blue layer at the bottom and a red layer on
top.
Heck ya Papa S. was gettin some of that ass!!!
Date: 2000-11-06 05:35 am (UTC)Who else would have gotten that jo done?
Brainy?? The Fag???? (no offence intended to any homosexual except the one I just mentioned)
Or Vanity?? The dude who loves his hand more than any ther livin being could ever love him?
Think about it. Papa & Smurfette got lost in some tall grass for the majority of an episode and when they popped out.... WHAO smurflings!!!
Re: Finally!
Oh I think I hear another ovarie popping....
yum
Re: yum
Date: 2000-11-06 10:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2000-11-06 08:36 am (UTC)Funny thing... a halloween or two ago, one couple dressed up as Poppa Smurf and Smurfette... half naked, in very sexy clothing. I think their secret is out! :P
Re:
Date: 2000-11-06 10:54 am (UTC)drinks!
Re: drinks!
Date: 2000-11-06 10:52 am (UTC)