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Papa Smurf!
Leader of the Smurf tribe, it was Papa Smurf's duty to make decisions which kept the smurfs alive... it was ALSO his duty to impregnate Smurfette... come on, she called him papa!... give the guy some credit!... plus, find a better piece of smurf than that smurfette!... see all those smurfs... yup, he's a fertile one!

Papa Smurf



  • 4 oz. Vodka

  • 8 oz. Red Kool-Aid

  • 1 Blue Popsicle (crushed)


  • Mix and chill vodka and kool-aid. Crush blue popsicle and add to
    mixture. The crushed popsicle should settle at the bottom of drink,
    making it appear as a blue layer at the bottom and a red layer on
    top.

    Heck ya Papa S. was gettin some of that ass!!!

    Date: 2000-11-06 05:35 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] destroll.livejournal.com
    How else would you explain why Smurfette was suddenly surrounded by smurf kids????
    Who else would have gotten that jo done?
    Brainy?? The Fag???? (no offence intended to any homosexual except the one I just mentioned)
    Or Vanity?? The dude who loves his hand more than any ther livin being could ever love him?

    Think about it. Papa & Smurfette got lost in some tall grass for the majority of an episode and when they popped out.... WHAO smurflings!!!
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    Re: Finally!

    Date: 2000-11-06 06:34 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] destroll.livejournal.com
    I guess Smurfette never went to th site & found out how much Al Gore loves her....

    Oh I think I hear another ovarie popping....

    yum

    Date: 2000-11-06 08:14 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] sweetalyssm.livejournal.com
    wooo, that drink sounds yummy. I wanna try that...

    Re: yum

    Date: 2000-11-06 10:55 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
    Let me know where and when! :)

    Date: 2000-11-06 08:36 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] ldy.livejournal.com
    Yow-- serious sugar/vodka rush right there!

    Funny thing... a halloween or two ago, one couple dressed up as Poppa Smurf and Smurfette... half naked, in very sexy clothing. I think their secret is out! :P

    Re:

    Date: 2000-11-06 10:54 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
    yeah baby... :)

    drinks!

    Date: 2000-11-06 10:09 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] daizee.livejournal.com
    i had a *papa smurf* before. now that is a tasty treat! yummy yummy yum yum... may hafta make one of those one day soon. it feels so good to be able to drink again. although i have no tolerance anymore and get all buzz-y off 2 beers.

    Re: drinks!

    Date: 2000-11-06 10:52 am (UTC)
    From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
    really?! How great! I wasn't sure if that was a local phenom or not. :) yummy!

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