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How hard is it to get that dang song out of my head? Even the Love Boat Theme won't evict it.
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One-eyed goat draws stares from amazed locals
We kid you not! Astounded residents of Durban's Folweni township couldn't believe their eyes. And they couldn't believe the eye of a baby goat born in the village at the weekend - there was only one - in the middle of the goat's forehead, just like the Cyclops of Greek mythology.Even more astonishing was the fact that the single eye looked uncannily human.
News of the bizarre birth spread swiftly throughout the township and hundreds of people poured into Folweni to see for themselves. Locals have dubbed the little animal Umlingo, isiZulu for miracle.
Some community members suggested the goat might have been the result of an act of bestiality. Said one: "We've never seen anything like this before. There are many immoral people who think nothing of raping toddlers, so why not a goat?"
News of the bizarre birth spread swiftly
Some residents felt the goat should be killed, but owner Rose Magubane, 63, said there was nothing wrong with the animal.
"Yes, it's abnormal, and it doesn't look like a goat, but that doesn't mean it has to be killed. It's God's creature."
Magubane said one of her goats gave birth to two kids on Sunday. The first was deformed, but the other was perfectly normal.
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Date: 2004-01-16 04:42 am (UTC)The table of condiments is right up my alley. I'm so obsessed with how long something's been open in the fridge. It's an illness, really...or maybe just the microbiologist in me. :)
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Date: 2004-01-16 04:51 am (UTC)Never Ending story was finally evicted by "Old Macdonald had a farm"
As a side note.. what sort of sound does a sea cucumber make? I was sort of doing "squish-squash" here and a squash-squish there.
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Date: 2004-01-16 04:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-16 05:34 am (UTC)... if you have really problems getting a song out of your head, i find the ma-na, ma-na song from the muppets or the little spanish flea (herb albert and the tiauna brass) usually wipes out anything. but use only in cases of extreme emergency.
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Date: 2004-01-16 08:26 am (UTC)That table is so pretty ; )
I wish I had a scanner so I could do the handwriting thing.
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Date: 2004-01-16 09:44 am (UTC)At least they'd be a common theme! :)
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