sometimes old news is best.
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scottobearhttp://www.apbnews.com/newscenter/breakingnews/1999/07/29/test0729_01.html
here's the first paragraph.
ADDICT CAUGHT USING FAKE PENIS FOR URINE TEST
Attempted to Hide Heroin Habit, Cops Say
July 29, 1999
By Richard Zitrin
SAN ANTONIO (APBnews.com) -- A heroin addict on probation for burglary tried to pull a fast one on officers by using a fake penis to provide urine for a drug test, authorities said today.
Micah Sheehan, 37, was caught using the sexual device during one of his mandatory twice-weekly urine tests two weeks ago, said Bexar County Probation Director Caesar Garcia.
"I've been around for 30 years, and I've never seen anything like this," Garcia told APBnews.com.
here's the first paragraph.
ADDICT CAUGHT USING FAKE PENIS FOR URINE TEST
Attempted to Hide Heroin Habit, Cops Say
July 29, 1999
By Richard Zitrin
SAN ANTONIO (APBnews.com) -- A heroin addict on probation for burglary tried to pull a fast one on officers by using a fake penis to provide urine for a drug test, authorities said today.
Micah Sheehan, 37, was caught using the sexual device during one of his mandatory twice-weekly urine tests two weeks ago, said Bexar County Probation Director Caesar Garcia.
"I've been around for 30 years, and I've never seen anything like this," Garcia told APBnews.com.
