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Today's the big day. I wonder how it's all going to go down. I guess I'll see soon enough. I've got mixed feelings about it. I know it's got to be done, but I feel badly about her situation.

Poop in the Pool - The Fecal Accident Response Team would make a great subject for a new crime investigation television series. Sample dialogue: "A diarrheal fecal accident is a higher risk event than a formed stool accident."

Germ Inactivation Time for Chlorinated Water*

Germ Time
E. coli O157:H7
Bacterium
Less than 1 minute
Hepatitis A
Virus
about 16 minutes
Giardia
Parasite
about 45 minutes
Cryptosporidium
Parasite
about 9600 minutes (6.7 days)
* 1ppm (1mg/L) chlorine at pH 7.5 and 77°F (25°C)



My Vamp is 2 pints away from having 10000. "You have drunk 9998 pints of blood. Your rank is Legendary - next rank at 10000 pints." You are sire to 110 other vampires, including: LdySaphyre (7627 pints), MissV (3142 pints), Liliana (2784 pints), gilbella (1410 pints), mixedresults (1246 pints), Morgoth (1059 pints), Nathanael (816 pints), night_flyer (752 pints), wchmum (719 pints), phenrill (406 pints) Care to join us? Any of my brood that wishes to come along and go on a massive tear Halloween week through the city, feel free to contact me in comments, and we can organize a mob.

Meanwhile, a clue - The barman says "The closest shop to here is Scrollmania, right by Emerald and 95th. I do wish those damn magic shops would stay still for a while."

The Bangkok Forensics Museum: Tattoos. (not for the squeamish)

Alana's compleat diagram of strange persons

ADVENTURES WITH AN ICE PICK: a short history of lobotomy

A scientist at Australia's Melbourne Museum revealed that he had captured and photographed the male of the world’s most sexually unequal species. When a male blanket octopus (3/4 of an inch long) mates with the female (6 feet long), it uses a special extension arm to transfer sperm from its penis, and then dies. Norman pointed out that females, which may weigh 10,000 times more than males, are typically found with several such extension arms lodged inside them.

Three entries I made on Usenet from about a decade ago, Via my FAU account. Topics are: Beakmans World (I've since met Paul Zaloom, a nice guy, though Bill Nye had more staying power and got better writing and projects over time.) Doc Savage, and Blood bowl. That's a pretty good synopsis of what I was into at the time.

Some of my old taglines -

  ()
  /\           _/_ _/_    \O/
 /  )  _,  ____/   /       |
/__/__(___(_) (___(__    _/ \_

                                                      {\---/}
                                                      ( . . )
----------------------------------------------------ooO--U--Ooo-----
    "No Matter where you go, there you are."

------------------------------------------------------ooO-Ooo-------
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
   Strong enough for a man,
     But pH balanced for a woman.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...


Some other ASCII movies too.. The Croc Hunter is especially good.


current mood: Karate Monkey
current music: Mario Twins - Shiggity Shiggity Shwa

Date: 2003-10-03 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ldy.livejournal.com
Holy smokes. I couldn't stop reading ice pick. What a terrifying story-- and what an amazing screenplay that would make. Richard Dreyfuss would make a good Freeman, I think.

It's freaking me out. Perhaps some Thorazine would help.

Date: 2003-10-03 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I'd love to see RD whine his way through being freeman!

Date: 2003-10-03 09:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] missv.livejournal.com
What kinda blood-sucking mayhem are you proposing? Virtual vamp flash mob perhaps??

Also...

pool poop....ick

the forensics pics....ick.

the lobotomy stuff....ick (althoughI'm going to read it all a bit later).

and yaaaaaaay for Beakman! He was icky too...but a good kinda icky. My favorite was when they climbed through the model of the nose and came out all covered with goo.

Date: 2003-10-03 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Hooray for nasal booger tubes!

Date: 2003-10-03 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oneeyedcat.livejournal.com
I love that mario twins!!! They look so gawd-damn like the same person!!



THE GERMS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!


The forensic museum thing was cool. Arms!! creepy.

Date: 2003-10-03 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I would say to them "who want's ice cream" they both say yes.


THE GERMS WILL EAT YOUR BRAIN (for a sec, before chlorine gets 'em)

Date: 2003-10-03 12:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackhellkat.livejournal.com
Ithink the most interesting thing about the forensic museum is how people seem to have left little offerings of toys around the dead children. Like little tokens of kindness.

Date: 2003-10-03 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I think that's neat, too... I wonder if ghosts can have ghost toys.

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