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[scottobear]

Ugh... Creepy Frankie came by to use the phone, and I answered the door, begged me for money. He claimed he had no food in the house, so I gave him a box of spaghetti, a jar of sauce and a few boxes of box of mac & cheese. (Hurricane single-pot starchy-yum backup food for when the lights go out, and you need to cook over open flame. He borrowed a pot to cook in, too. I hope I get the pot back, but I'm not counting on it. I wonder how someone can have a place to live, and not even have a pan to cook in.

Instructions: Just read the sentence straight through without really thinking about it.

Acocdrnig to an elgnsih unviesitry sutdy the oredr of letetrs in a wrod dosen't mttaer, the olny thnig thta's iopmrantt is that the frsit and lsat ltteer of eevry word is in the crcreot ptoision. The rset can be jmbueld and one is stlil able to raed the txet wiohtut dclftfuiiy.

Points: 34.5 Adj: 0 Rem: -0.5
Bank: 24.0 Adj: 0
Bank Max: 35 Point: 0 Act: 0
Bank Method: Start on Monday
Vitamins: Yes

Breakfast: 8.0 points
8.0: Croissan'wich w/ Egg & Cheese

Lunch: 9.6 points
0.0: Soda; Low calorie; other than cola or pepper; w/aspartame
3.1: Rice; white; glutinous; cooked
0.0: Mixed grilled veggies
3.0: Tempura bite cheesecake
3.5: Oil; olive; salad or cooking

Dinner: 9.4 points
0.1: Beans; snap; green; canned; no salt added; drained solids
3.1: Chik patties - morningstar
3.1: Chik patties - morningstar
3.1: Chik patties - morningstar

Snack: 7.5 points
2.5: Cereals; cocoa puffs 1 cup
2.5: Cereals; cocoa puffs 1 cup
2.5: Cereals; cocoa puffs 1 cup


Speaking of Today's Eats - HOLY MOLEY! Wow... all my children are roosting!

Want to be one of my vampire children? Join me!

You have drunk 7720 pints of blood.

You are sire to 46 other vampires, including: LdySaphyre (6662 pints), Liliana (2423 pints), MissV (2268 pints), mixedresults (1246 pints), gilbella (1160 pints), Morgoth (372 pints), Sierina (190 pints), phenrill (128 pints), DEATHBEAR (113 pints), UnknownPersona (106 pints)

Comments

[applelard.livejournal.com]

Wow, that was easy to understand. I was able to read it quickly, too!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

pretty bizarre... I guess that's why so many typo-LJers keep readers!

[edbook.livejournal.com]

wow ttahs rlelay itesnetnrig aoubt rdaieng wtih sambcerld ltreets... why dd'nit I tihnk of taht?

Pacee

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I dn'ot konw, but it srurpsied me, too!

Ceehrs!

[argumentplease.livejournal.com]

I can't tell you how many of my dyslexic students actually write like that... but then they have a hard time reading what they've written!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine! I've seen a lot of lj's here that are similar.

daaaaaaaaaayum!

[(Anonymous)]

no wonder you guys read through my typos and never say shit.

oh and creepy dude doesn't have a pot to cook in cuz he probably pissed inthe only pot he has.

Re: daaaaaaaaaayum!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

pretty creepy, eh? I was impressed at how smoothly I could read through it.