Web Stats and a few PSAs.

[scottobear]

Read carefully the next coupon you get. According to Snopes, the rumors that telemarketers are trying to circumvent the Do Not Call Registry by hiding a little "It's ok if this guy calls me" agreement in the fine print are true.

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Inboxer Rebellion (Call Scam)

Want to see if your username is on the RIAA's list of Subpoenas? Mine isn't, but that'd make sense since I share public domain stuff. Helpful hints on How Not To Get Sued By The RIAA For File-Sharing (short of not sharing at all)

Last day of the month. Let's see what Keywords hit me...Looks like I got hit hardest by folks looking for Carnie wilson Nude, Heroclix, Lemmiwinks, and the John Belushi "little chocolate doughnuts" skit

Recurring themes every month are thermasilk commercials, giraffe penises, and swollen uvulas. I'm surprised that Netscape had as much as 10% of my hits this month... that new mozilla firebird must be skewing the stats. Normally, I max out at 4% total.

I've discovered that my journal has been syndicated at syndic8.com. Now I just have to work out how to let them know whats up regarding some info that's not filled in.

Other info -
Browser share -
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21% IE5
02% IE4
09% NS5
01% NS4
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48% win2k
19% win98
16% winXP
06% MacPPC
04% WinNT4
02% Unknown
02% WinME
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01% Linux

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29% COM
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25% only IP
04% UK
04% EDU
03% Canada
01% Slovakia
01% Saudi Arabia
01% ORG
01% Netherlands
01% Mexico
01% Italy
01% Germany
01% Chile
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Comments

[rejectomorph]

Calories Amish Long John doughnuts?

And, is that somehow related to little chocolate Belushi?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I have no idea!

[rejectomorph]

It has occurred to me that each time you post these lists, you create more instances of each search phrase for the search engines to find. Would that tend to move your journal toward the top of the list results, in some sort of feedback loop? I'm not sure exactly how the search engines decide which results go to the top of a list.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Hmm.. that's possible, but they really only come up as a result of folks searching for them. depending on the search engine / index, it may or may not slide me up the list.

I wonder what I rate for little swollen chocolate giraffee uvulas?

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I've committed no crimes. Nothing wrong with sharing free, public-domain info.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

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