But no, no gnomes known (not around here, and I wouldn't want to hurt one anyway... who knows what long-haired leaping gnome might end up the star of a Hollywood movie!< slightly obscure >) :)
* Out of the middle, appears Ldy. She whispers in your ear something crazy.
She has a bottle of wine in her hand! In her other hand, there is a glass!
* She pours some wine from the bottle into to the glass.
Oh, pooh, don't I wish. I'm still at work. No wine for me! :/ (deep down, though, I know: I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere... this is all in my head.)
(Hrm... is he offering a sammich, or wanting me _as_ a sammich... I don't think I want to be a sammich... or maybe he's come to the logical conclusion that if a sammich is good, and ldy is good, ldy must be a sammich... yes, that sounds right)
No, not Ldy sammich. Ldy pleasedtomeetcha!
You must be thirsty. Would you like a tall glass of milk?
You look like you'd like a tall glass of milk. Here you go. :)
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Scottobear!
Ugly trolls are too, too scary!
Cinnamon
Re: Scottobear!
Date: 2000-10-20 08:12 am (UTC)Re: HEY!
Date: 2000-10-20 08:21 am (UTC)no subject
Re:
Date: 2000-10-20 08:13 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2000-10-20 08:14 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2000-10-20 10:47 am (UTC)Re: Treating Tricksters
Date: 2000-10-20 11:27 am (UTC)Re: Treating Tricksters
Date: 2000-10-20 12:49 pm (UTC)boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 05:40 am (UTC)You're obviously new to this place, little troll.... please try not to pick your nose in public, and I promise not to step on your tail.
Are you hungry? Would you like a sammich? I'll make you a sammich, little troll.
Here. Is yum :)
Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 06:06 am (UTC)-m
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Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 08:18 am (UTC)Rahr.
Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 08:23 am (UTC)But no, no gnomes known (not around here, and I wouldn't want to hurt one anyway... who knows what long-haired leaping gnome might end up the star of a Hollywood movie!< slightly obscure >) :)
Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 08:42 am (UTC)that long haired leaping gnome is overfed, and over sexed. :)
Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 11:49 am (UTC)Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 12:07 pm (UTC)big ones, tall ones, short ones, brown ones...
Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 02:46 pm (UTC)She has a bottle of wine in her hand! In her other hand, there is a glass!
* She pours some wine from the bottle into to the glass.
Oh, pooh, don't I wish. I'm still at work. No wine for me! :/ (deep down, though, I know: I'm lying in a field of grass somewhere... this is all in my head.)
Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 05:48 pm (UTC)Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 08:46 am (UTC)=)
Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 11:53 am (UTC)Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 01:17 pm (UTC)have you seen him lately? He's 6'4", 250 lbs of pure muscle!
Mr. Popadopolous (sir to you!) brought him up well!
Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 08:17 am (UTC)lady sammich?
Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 08:28 am (UTC)No, not Ldy sammich. Ldy pleasedtomeetcha!
You must be thirsty. Would you like a tall glass of milk?
You look like you'd like a tall glass of milk. Here you go. :)
Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
Date: 2000-10-20 08:43 am (UTC)milkmilkmilkmilkmilkdrinkdrinkdrink
Re: boogers are lacking in nutrition.
*gasp*
Should I turn you back? Can't 'til Monday anyway.
*sob*
Re: *gasp*
Date: 2000-10-20 08:19 am (UTC)Troll happy. Troll good.
Puppy feel good. *pat pat*
Re: *gasp*
Date: 2000-10-20 08:26 am (UTC)*snort*