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[scottobear]

Phone died officially yesterday.. I need to pick up a midterm cheapie until my uber-phone comes in.

Doctor visit today, and we'll see how that goes.

I'm tired of hack comics relying on one-trick humor. Fat guys telling *only* fat jokes, Black guys telling *only* black jokes, Lesbians telling *only* lesbian jokes. Come back when you've got an assortment. Just because you can make fun of your personal diametric is no reason not to expand out a bit. Maybe add a little storytelling? It's getting so that I can flip past a stand-up and tell you any of the jokes a person might say, just by a glance. I think that for the most part there's some sort of heirachy too, in the event of "combo packs". I suspect sexuality dominates ethnicity, and ethnicity trumps overweight content (unless the comic in question is overwhelmingly obese). I wonder how big a business comedy clubs is anymore?

Mother's back from Sweden, going to the Bahamas this weekend... and moving into her new condo right after she returns. I'm guessing she's not hurting for funds too badly.

Neat! I got a friendly hello from one of my spawn in the vampire game, mixedresults. (Between Hessite & 8th, and Horror & 9th)

Tree types

I think I'll underline the accurates, and bold the ones I find especially inaccurate.

Scotto

Strong
muscular
adaptable
takes what life has to give
happy content
optimistic
needs enough money and acknowledgment
hates loneliness
passionate lover which cannot be satisfied
faithful
quick-tempered
unruly
pedantic and careless.

Newton

Full of charm
cheerful
gifted
without egoism
likes to draw attention
loves life
motion
unrest and even complications is both dependent and independent
good taste
artistic
passionate
emotional
good company
does not forgive.

a year ago - booboo foot, left behind books, where's george, Newtcam was on

two years ago - 2 Years in the Forbidden city, timorous, choleric, evil news, spider poll, nuclear war, folks delete, Something Wicked This Way Comes, nekkid poll, love note writing

three years ago - April takes her time moving out.

Comments

[applelard.livejournal.com]

But a fat, black guy telling lesbian jokes...now *that's* comedy! ;)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Which would be the first joke a fat black lesbian with a pegleg would tell?

Now, now,

[redamelia.livejournal.com]

Just because you don't lick genre comics doesn't mean...he he..do I even need to finish?

Re: Now, now,

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

You'll be hard pressed to find me licking a black guy telling jokes about the hood.

;)

Re: Now, now,

[redamelia.livejournal.com]

Now that I would pay to see in a club...oops, now you know entirely too much about my darker appetites. Gosh, I didn't even mean that one. :)