Evil Thought.

[scottobear]

If I was a psycho serial killer, I'd drain the blood from my victims, put it in ketchup packets, and leave them in public-access condiment containers.

I wonder how long blood would remain fresh, vacuum sealed at room temperature?

Man, now I'm afraid to eat french fries.

I'm glad I'm not a psycho serial killer.

Comments

[cath555.livejournal.com]

glad I don't like ketchup.

I think it would coagulate and become unpourable before it went bad. jello blood. yum.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

maybe it'd squeeze out of the packets in a more ketchup-y fashion?

I'll refrain from any speculation on other possible condiments.

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[cath555.livejournal.com]

I relish you restraint

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I mustard all I could.

[sunshine-two.livejournal.com]

hence forth, I will be taking my own ketchup to McDonalds ;)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Heck, a nearby McDonalds doles out the ketchup like some sort of grudgingly won prize, and after 2 packets, they charge a nickel a packet for 'em!

[sandstar.livejournal.com]

I wonder how long blood would remain fresh, vacuum sealed at room temperature?

If you figure out a way to safely do this, you will become a KABILLIONAIRE! Just think of the harem of pretty kitties Newt will have dancing around him?

Blood banks keep it F-R-E-S-H for six weeks ;)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Poor Newt wouldn't know what to do! He's been emasculated since he was old enough to let them drop.

I suppose he could appreciate the interpretive dance, though.

[rejectomorph]

If I were a psycho serial killer, I'd prefer to be a vampire and keep all the blood for myself!

(Try squeezing fresh lemon over your french fries. Tangy and tasty.)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

mm.. lemon and/or vinegar fries. a long standing favorite, especially at seafood places!

[peradouro.livejournal.com]

maybe the same way the cereal killers at General Mills keep the "milk" in those cereal bars fresh... I bet its not milk! =peeks around room in suspicion=

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

do you think that maybe... it's....

yogurt?

[sirenity.livejournal.com]

Can I pretend you never wrote this? ;)

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Wrote what? :)