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scottobearSasquatches on the Dinner Table?
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Scottovia’s Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that sasquatches could be added to the menu.
#3 Accepted, of course.
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Scottovia’s Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that sasquatches could be added to the menu.
- The fact is, the sasquatch population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Jazz Spirit. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have sasquatch kebabs, sasquatch pies, sasquatch-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy.
- "I agree that something needs to be done about sasquatch over-population," says random passer-by Miranda Jefferson, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."
- "I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Al du Pont. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The sasquatches were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The sasquatch is part of what makes Scottovia a great nation!"
#3 Accepted, of course.
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Date: 2002-12-28 05:40 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-12-28 06:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-12-28 06:21 pm (UTC)And, of course, the undercoat of hair, which they shed in spring, is as fine as cashmere!
They are much more valuable alive!
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Date: 2002-12-28 06:36 pm (UTC)Re: Definitely # 3
Date: 2002-12-28 08:05 pm (UTC)Re: Definitely # 3
Date: 2002-12-28 09:38 pm (UTC)Re: Definitely # 3
Date: 2002-12-28 09:39 pm (UTC)Say, something smells like it's trapped in an invisible box!