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Santa Claus powers (it's long been known that we're related)

Stuff I'm pretty good at -

  • Naughty / Nice detector

  • Entertaining Children

  • Having a Beard

  • Enjoying Cookies

  • Winking / nodding

  • chatting with elves

  • making lists (and double-checking them)

  • taking care of animals

  • eye-twinkling

  • shouting, and calling the reindeer by name

  • ho-ho-ho-ing in a deep voice

  • good grasp of toys - high technology and old school


Stuff that Needs work-

  • breaking and entering. (I can jimmy a car door with a clothes hanger, though)

  • traveling at high speeds in a sleigh

  • spreading cheer (only good in short bursts at the moment)

  • Shaking like a bowl full of jelly

  • Wearing Boots

  • Levitating reindeer, or any animals, really.

  • preferring to convert evil over the simpler "destroy it" method.

  • whistling

  • smoking a pipe

  • spectacles

  • working inside high pressure deadlines

  • good penmanship



I need to work on a Christmas Icon, too. I wonder where the santa-scotto went?

Date: 2002-11-29 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sida-al-hurra.livejournal.com
hahaha! you are so funny : )

Date: 2002-11-29 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
*checks gauge....

Hmm... We've got a mix here... 'bout 40% naughty, 60% nice... What have you been up to???

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