OBEY! OBEY! HEED ME, MY HYPNO-ZOMBIES! OBEY!!

[scottobear]

You want to hire me... pay me huge benefits, and a gigantic salary to surf the web from home....

(if you can't pay me, show this to someone who may...)

Comments

[cath555.livejournal.com]

hey, can I borrow this?

"you want to give me an A+. I am the most brilliant student you've seen. You want to indtroduce me to your friend the supreme court justice, who happens to need a clerk"

that sounds about right ;-)

Re:

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Sure! hypnotize to your heart's content!

[rgladiator.livejournal.com]

Heh. You can have my job after I find another. No surfing from home, but on many days(like today) there isn't much else to do. ;)