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jay-ee-ell-ell-oh.

there's always room for hooves!

bleh.

Bill Cosby, what did they pay you to hawk that stuff?

I was wondering... in the olden days... did wooden legs warp? I'm thinking about pirates out at sea in the salt air and rain, especially. My sweetheart, ever the font of wisdom suggested that they be made of cypress wood, the same as ocean vessels... minimal bulging and warping. She always surprises me with the knowledge she has stored inside... wonderful having ideas bounced back and forth between us. I was thinking of sandalwood for its durability... (It was used to make sandals, after all... and it's a fragrant material, too.)

It'd be cool to see a peg leg carved like a totem pole or a tiki god.

I wonder how feasible a robotic monkey tail would be... worn with a belt, controlled by muscle flexes ? upholster it like a Muppet or with faux leather.

I got my place. I met with Francesco tonight, and gave him first, last and security... and now have a signed receipt from him noting the duration of the lease, and a set of keys. (It's active until 6/30/03).. I will be moving in Saturday Morning... and calling tomorrow about getting my assorted utilities turned on by that time, and the current landlord about getting my security deposit back. (that $525 will come in quite handy. for my new bed.) He still needs to finish a few things... clean the shelves and polish off the bathroom and kitchen, but it's nothing that he can't have done before I back the truck up. He tried to act like he didn't know about Newt... but I nipped that in the bud. No Newt, No Deal.

Now, I just have to spend tomorrow night packing up everything but survival gear and cleaning this place up... make it sparkle so that I deserve every last penny back.

I suspect that I'll be moving again in a year (or maybe sooner, if the right place comes along in the area) but for now, it'll do just fine. Cheers, Dear Journal!

Date: 2002-06-26 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sida-al-hurra.livejournal.com
or carved like a mermaid : )

Congrats and best of luck in the new place!

Date: 2002-06-26 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
oooh... mermaid pegleg... I like that! Smartie!

You look a bit like my sweetie in that icon. :)

Date: 2002-06-27 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sida-al-hurra.livejournal.com
Wouldn't a mermaid pegleg be perfect! Teehee!!

That's cool! (about your sweetie) ; )

Congratulations!!!!

Date: 2002-06-26 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zoe.livejournal.com
I am soooo glad that everything worked out! you will have to email me your address so that I can update my palm!

Date: 2002-06-26 10:03 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] rejectomorph
Cosby only peddled the pudding, didn't he? I don't think the pudding has hoof in it. The thickener in it is disodium phosphate.

Of course, there's always tapioca, if you can stand the texture of the stuff. (I find it creepy.)

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Date: 2002-06-26 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
eee... fish eggs! :)

He hawked jello jigglers and reg'lar ol' jello, too... but most famous for the pudding pops.

Date: 2002-06-26 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunalyn.livejournal.com
Congrats on the new place!

Moving is soooo much fun isn't it? My niece just moved into a small apt in south Tucson. She needed a new bed so went shopping for one. We ended up a Denver Mattress Co. Did you know that Denver Mattress makes a "Super" King that is 8 inches longer than a Cal King? Ha! My hubby would be in heaven! Unfortunately you have to order the sheets from Denver Mattress. They felt like 200 threat count.. Not too soft. I suppose you could have them made, but that is a bother too.. Oh well. I will shut up now. (End ramble)

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Date: 2002-06-26 10:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Thank you!

Woohoo! I want a niiice loooong bed! :)

Hmmm... maybe if I double-sheet, it'd work?

Ramble all you like! :)

Date: 2002-06-26 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lunalyn.livejournal.com
Hmmm.. A double flat sheet would work! Good luck on your quest for a new bed, It is the most important piece of furniture in the whole house. IMHO. You have to have a good bed to rest on or you can't enjoy the rest of your furniture, I say. Looks like Denver Mattress isn’t in FL yet but if they are making extra long Kings, someone in your area might be!

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Date: 2002-06-27 07:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
thanks for the info!
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Date: 2002-06-27 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
thanks! we do too!

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Date: 2002-06-28 09:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
cypress indeed! :)

bohemian queen thought a mermaid pegleg would be nifty! I agree.

Date: 2002-06-28 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetalyssm.livejournal.com
Does it have wooden boobies?

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Date: 2002-06-28 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
certainly... some seagoing craftsman sanded the nipples (or perhaps a seashell top) to perfection.

Date: 2002-06-28 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetalyssm.livejournal.com
What self-respecting pirate would have the sea-shell bikini top on his wooden mermaid????

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Date: 2002-06-28 10:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
perhaps "PERCY THE PINK" the fruitiest scourge of the seven sissy seas?

Date: 2002-06-28 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetalyssm.livejournal.com
nay...he'd have a merman.

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Date: 2002-06-28 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Ethel Merman?

Maybe he'd just have a mermaid tattoo on his back so he can get other sailors to look at him...

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