Scotto is... (seen around LJ... rgladiator and sholanda got me at the same time)

[scottobear]

as sought on Google -

• Scotto is the last of the mad-genius sopranos, dementodiva


• Scotto is often referred to as the "NBC Commissary".


• Scotto is worth further exploration.


• Scotto is likely to wear something like an alligator-textured vinyl miniskirt.


• Scotto is pleased with les Braves' progress because he has 12 new players, including the 10 rookies.


• Scotto is an Assistant professor of theory at the Eastman School of Music.


• Scotto is a Cal Poly alumnus, and is certified in horseshoeing and artificial insemination in beef cattle.


• Scotto is first and foremost a man of the theatre.


• Scotto is often the target of raised eyebrows, indulgent sighs and catty comments.


• Scotto is tart majd mesterkurzust.


• Scotto is stoically drinking a Coke, but his buddies at the table are downing Coors beer.


• Scotto is approximately thirty years old and inexperienced in matters involving OSHA citations.


• Scotto is the 14,186th most popular last name (surname) in the United States; frequency is 0.001


• Scotto is famous from his legendary NASA parties in NYC and has been on tour with Moby, Dubtribe, Orbital, Dee-lite & the Prodigy.

last but not least -

• Scotto is still being a pain in everybody's ass.

Newt is...

• Newt is a newtonian telescope design program


• NEWT is the taxonomy database maintained by the Swiss-Prot group.


• Newt is divided into four subspecies.


• Newt is the subject of Koen's Master Thesis study


• newt is written in C, not C++.


• Newt is very sensitive to "who" he is visiting.


• newt is lemon yellow in color with black dots


• Newt is a menace to society.


• newt is widespread in the county, but there are areas in the extreme south, north west and north east where it has not been recorded


• Newt is dynamic enough that it cannot be summed up in one sentence or a catchy phrase


• Newt is slender and has relatively dry skin


• Newt is an extremely sweet fella although most people do not get to witness that side of him


• Newt is already talking about his plans to become Speaker of the House


• Newt is special because he is my best friend and companion.


• newt is slightly moist (just enough to keep its skin from drying out), with rough-scaleless skin and indistinct coastal grooves


• "Newt" is often used by the monosyllable-challenged to refer to a Newton.

Which Kiss Are You?

I slept too late to do my walk this morning... Hopping in the shower now to get ready for work. I can't believe I slept for nearly 10 and 1/2 hours! I blame it on the rain... yeah, yeah. Sakes... did I just quote Milli Vanilli? I must be still asleep. See you post-rain-box, dear journal.

Comments

[applelard.livejournal.com]

This was one of the ones I ended up with:

Jennifer is a Dork Morph.

Uh, what?

[applelard.livejournal.com]

And at least you quoted the one, er, *tolerable* Milli Vanilli song. ;)

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

That's something, anyway. :)

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I knew it!

DORK MORPH! DORK MORPH!

[applelard.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? We'll you're a tart majd mesterkurzust! So there! :P


(I also got this lovely thing: Jennifer is perfect just the way she is, she does not need to be fixed or healed, she is not broken or ill, she is a Dwarf! Hahahaha!)

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

awww! Dork Morph dwarf!