stray fugitive LOTR thoughts

[scottobear]

It seems you are living two lives, Mr. Baggins. One of these lives is a hobbit of Hobbiton. He lives under a hill, pays his taxes, and helps his cousin Bilbo take out the garbage. In the other life, you are the bearer of the One Ring. One of these hobbits has a future, Mr. Baggins, and the other one does not.

Also, from a purely military perspective -

Boromir is in the rather difficult position of a career soldier fighting a losing war, who's just been informed that the big plan is not to use the superweapon, but instead to have a crack team of leprechauns carry it into Moscow.