Who cares if nothing's good on TV?
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It basically generates an "odd-couple" pair of law enforcers/vigilantes/crimefighters - the sort of team-up that apparently was in five movies out of six during that doomed decade.
It's positively brilliant.
A few examples:
"He's a leather-clad one-eyed firefighter haunted by an iconic dead American confidante.
She's a vivacious mute magician's assistant on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit.
They fight crime! "
"He's a suave misogynist cat burglar fleeing from a secret government program.
She's an elegant bisexual safe cracker with only herself to blame.
They fight crime! "
"He's a scrappy Amish vampire hunter who knows the secret of the alien invasion.
She's a man-hating motormouth hooker who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt.
They fight crime!"
Honestly, I'd be ready to pay to be in a game based on one of these.
It basically generates an "odd-couple" pair of law enforcers/vigilantes/crimefighters - the sort of team-up that apparently was in five movies out of six during that doomed decade.
It's positively brilliant.
A few examples:
"He's a leather-clad one-eyed firefighter haunted by an iconic dead American confidante.
She's a vivacious mute magician's assistant on her way to prison for a murder she didn't commit.
They fight crime! "
"He's a suave misogynist cat burglar fleeing from a secret government program.
She's an elegant bisexual safe cracker with only herself to blame.
They fight crime! "
"He's a scrappy Amish vampire hunter who knows the secret of the alien invasion.
She's a man-hating motormouth hooker who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt.
They fight crime!"
Honestly, I'd be ready to pay to be in a game based on one of these.
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Date: 2001-11-08 10:47 am (UTC)They fight crime!
He's a suicidal albino matador searching for his wife's true killer. She's a blind mute hooker with someone else's memories.
They fight crime!
He's a time-tossed flyboy assassin with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a time-travelling cat-loving opera singer living homeless in New York's sewers.
They fight crime!
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Date: 2001-11-08 12:37 pm (UTC)mormon porn star?
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