aaaah! - purging the song...don't mind me

[scottobear]

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
has gigantic sebaceous glands
Chicken neck, big bug-eyes
Chirps just like a cricket's thighs
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man

Smokes a bong? Chocolate mud.
Doesn't talk like Elmer Fudd
Does he live, in a shed?
Wears a hat on his head
Watch out! Here comes the Spider-Man!

He gets chilled in the light,
deseeding a lime
streaking at night
naked and brown

Spider-Man, Singing glam,
Emails folks lots of spam
Width and length, two by four
His Aunt May gives him chores

Filling his pitcher of Tang-up
Wherever there's a gang-up
You'll find the Spider-man!

real song - http://pocketmedia.ign.com/media/previews/image/spiderman/spiderman.mp3

Comments

real words

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Spider-Man...Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web...Any size
Catches thieves...Just like flies
Look out...Here comes the Spider-Man

Is he strong?...Listen Bud
He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead
Hey there...There goes the Spider-Man

In the chill of night
At the scene of the crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time

Spider-Man...Spider-Man
Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
Wealth and fame...He's ignored
Action is his reward

To him...Life is a great big bang-up
Wherever there's a hang-up
You'll find the Spider-Man

LOL

[meglimir.livejournal.com]

Note to self: Avoid Scottobear journal entries before noon on Saturdays. There is danger to the semisomnolent mind.

Re: LOL

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

tell me if you get the secret message in *that* one, miss cryptographer!

:)

Re: LOL

[meglimir.livejournal.com]

augh! So far all I'm finding is the mondegreens. Hm ... maybe a grep on the filk and real ...

*suspicious squint* Gee, this wouldn't be a wild goose chase would it ...?! *grin*

Re: LOL

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

whithout the ultra key, you may never know!