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chupa chup. not to be confused with chupacabra.Chupacabra! not a lollypop!!Her name is Chupa, the Chupacabra,
With ugly spikeys in her hair and a spine exposed to air.
She don't meringue, don't do no cha-cha,
But it's the thing she does the best, That most people do detest.
She does it all night long, just listen to my song.
One day a goat will be walking by,
Next he's awfully dry.

She's the Chupa (Chup), the Chupacabra (Chupacabra)
Her mealtime's a taste of macabre (Yeah?)
Yes, the Chupa (Chup), the Chupacabra (Ooh),
She sucks goat's blood and she's not my bud
Yes she's the Chupa....She strikes at night.

His name was Pico. He was a farmer.
He once had 30 head of goat, now not one darn sheepskin coat,
Because the Chupa, she paid a visit.
And while our Pico slept in bed, Chup enjoyed much blood-a-red,
Pico woke up that day,
Did not know what to say,
There was blood and some 30 goat heads,
He knelt down to pray. She's the Chupa (Chup), the Chupacabra (Chupacabra),
Her mealtime's a taste of macabre (Yeah?)
Yes, the Chupa (Chup), the Chupacabra (Ooh),
She sucks goat's blood and she's not my bud
Yes she's the Chupa....She strikes at night.

Date: 2001-09-22 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cath555.livejournal.com
Barry's gonna sue someone ;-)

Re:

Date: 2001-09-22 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I'll sic bea arthur and mr spock on him, if he tries!

Date: 2001-09-22 02:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dcl.livejournal.com
That has to be to that "Copa-Cabana" song....

Re:

Date: 2001-09-22 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cath555.livejournal.com
LOL. you know, I may help him.... I've had copacabana stuck in my head since reading that. thanks ;-)

Re:

Date: 2001-09-22 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Heck, it's the hottest spot north of havana!

Re:

Date: 2001-09-22 02:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
why, yes! yes, it is!

Date: 2001-09-22 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherahi.livejournal.com
Me too!

Re:

Date: 2001-09-22 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cath555.livejournal.com
it's just one of "those" songs.... and there it is, back again..... ack!

Date: 2001-09-22 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dcl.livejournal.com
Yeah...along with the old Maxwell House theme.

Doodoodoodoodeedoo, doodeedoodeedee.....

Gah!

heh

Date: 2001-09-22 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dcl.livejournal.com
beautiful.....

Re:

Date: 2001-09-22 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
the love boat does it to me.

or 'one nght in bangkok'/

Date: 2001-09-22 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dcl.livejournal.com
Let's not forget "Rock Me Amadeus."
-cringe-

Re:

Date: 2001-09-22 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
how about the scooby-doo theme?

Date: 2001-09-22 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dcl.livejournal.com
Or "Star Blazers....."

Re:

Date: 2001-09-22 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I swear by Zena's teats what you say, 'tis true.

rotf!

Date: 2001-09-22 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dcl.livejournal.com
Um....to Iscandar, then.

Re: rotf!

Date: 2001-09-22 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Are you familiar with Twiddly, the gnome, who gaurds the cave of knowledge?

Re: rotf!

Date: 2001-09-22 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dcl.livejournal.com
Hmm..nope.

But I do recall, at the moment, the dwarf who guards the bridge over the Gorge of Eternal Peril.....

Re: rotf!

Date: 2001-09-22 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
similar. :)

Twiddly has sometimes been mistaken for a man in a canoe.

Ahhh....

Date: 2001-09-22 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dcl.livejournal.com
*light turns on over head*

Re: Ahhh....

Date: 2001-09-22 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
what is your quest?

Re: Ahhh....

Date: 2001-09-22 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dcl.livejournal.com
I seek the grail.

Re: Ahhh....

Date: 2001-09-22 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
have you tried wal-mart?

Re: Ahhh....

Date: 2001-09-22 09:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dcl.livejournal.com
Indeed.....unfortunately, the Grail aisle was undergoing rennovation.....

Re: Ahhh....

Date: 2001-09-22 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
oh.. a shame... I saw some lovely grail shaped lamps on sale there, too.

Re: Ahhh....

Date: 2001-09-22 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-dcl.livejournal.com
We've-ah already-ah got one of those.....It's verra nice-ah.....
From: [identity profile] deunsander.livejournal.com
:OD
You're a real funny guy.
You write Great stuff -That's the reason why.
I really hope you're publishing some of the stuff you create.
Because man, it's great.
Enough of this ditty.
It's not good, it fact it's s('o-so')

Anyway, I love you're stuff, man. Please publish a book so that I can
buy it or something. Pretty please....

All the best.
Derryn

Date: 2002-09-24 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] juliabee.livejournal.com
..and this! I don't remember this from last year, but I just finished singing the whole thing!

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Date: 2002-09-24 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
goodness! digging deep! I've got to backlink more often!

Ever had chupa-chup lollypops?

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