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Aug. 31st, 2001 02:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scottobearThe Dignified Way to Vomit
Remain standing.
With right hand, hold cocktail to the side at arm's length.
Bow deeply at the waist.
Include all regurgitation in one retch.
Resume upright position.
Use left hand to wipe mouth with handkerchief (not toilet paper).
Take another drink.
How much would CAN a woodchuck chuck?
Why, however many boards the Mongol Hordes horde when they get bored and horde boards!
Remain standing.
With right hand, hold cocktail to the side at arm's length.
Bow deeply at the waist.
Include all regurgitation in one retch.
Resume upright position.
Use left hand to wipe mouth with handkerchief (not toilet paper).
Take another drink.
How much would CAN a woodchuck chuck?
Why, however many boards the Mongol Hordes horde when they get bored and horde boards!
