ok, I'll play your game!.. answers only reflect this very moment though and are subject to change.

[scottobear]

If I were a stone, I would be a....heart-shaped bit of garnet in need of smoothing
If I were a tree, I would be a....Redwood
If I were a bird, I would be a...Kestrel
If I were an insect, I would be a....fly on the wall
If I were a machine, I would be a....lever
If I were a tool, I would be a....crowbar
If I were a fruit, I would be a....blueberry
If I were a flower, I would be a.....sunflower
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a....Soft rain with thunder
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a.....gnome cavalryman riding a battle-snail
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a.....euphonium
If I were a kind of profession, I would be a....information broker
If I were an animal, I would be a....bear
If I were anything in the world, I would be....me. only optimized as a super hero. :)
If I were a color, I would be....Forest Green
If I were a fragrance...baking bread
If I were an emotion, I would be....joy
If I were a state or feeling, I would be ....curious
If I were a vegetable, I would be ....corn
If I were a sound, I would be, ....whale song
If I were an Element, I would be...earth