oh no!!!

[scottobear]

sweetalyssm's revenge for the love boat...

TIME FOR TIMER!!! Ack, my brain's been whisked back to 1978 or so.

"I hanker for a hunka,
A slab or slice or chunka
A snack that is a winner,
And yet won't spoil my dinner,
I hanker for a hunka cheese… Yahoo!"

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Time for Timer!
What? No time for breakfast?
Now look...
Since six o'clock last night you haven'e eaten a bite
C'mon I'll show you why that's really not the way
For a growing kid to start a busy day...

Here we are inside your body in this noisy empty space
Is your stomach getting angry 'cause there's no food
in the place?

(Uh oh...let's find some food, fast...)


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Sunshine on a Stick

Now, some weekend when it's raining
And your mother is complaining
'Cause you're sitting there just twiddling your thumbs
Tell your mom that you've been itchin'
To make something in the kitchen,
And oh yes the mess will be a minimum!
But the thing that's gonna please her
Is you make it in the freezer
And nothing could be easier to fix!
Now just watch while I go through it
Really all you need to do it
Is some kind of juice and just a few toothpicks!

Okay! Get yourself an ice tray and pour in orange juice OR lemonade OR pomegranate juice OR whatever turns you on. Then, cover the tray with plastic wrap, caaaarefully poke the toothpicks through the plastic, put it in the freezer and in a few hours - Presto! Stacks of snacks!

Don't wait until it rains before you try this nifty trick
You'll have a fun time eating sunshine on a stick!


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Oh come on! Don't knock it 'till you try it,put a little on your plate! Don't make a face before you taste it,some kids think it's great! Why not try a smorgasbord dinner? Which means a smidgin of this and a smidgin of that! Don't knock it 'till you try it-eating can be fun! Try eating little bites of different things instead of lots of 1! Don't quibble 'till you nibble a dabble or a dibble of everything that's on your plate and then-go back and eat the things you like again!!

sunshine on a stick, in real audio