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A woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Reason dictates that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.

Oh... was that a rhetorical question?

Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Goin' to bed. Nitey nite! Sweet dreams, folksies!

thanks!

Date: 2001-05-22 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Fiddling with a graphics proggy...
I figure, the best face to deface is mine! :)

Date: 2001-05-22 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bsgi.livejournal.com
Whoa, for a minute there I thought my vision was going bad.

Now that you have answered one of the age old questions, answer me this: How old is a coon? What is a coon's age?

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Date: 2001-05-23 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
How old is a coon? If healthy, from 15 to 18 years.

What is a coon's age? from dictionary.com -

coon's age (koonz ayj)
n. Slang

A long time.

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Date: 2001-05-23 09:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bsgi.livejournal.com
**buzzzz** wrong answer!

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Date: 2001-05-23 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
so.. don't leave me in suspense... what's the right answer?

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Date: 2001-05-23 09:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bsgi.livejournal.com
I have no clue...but it is a number...i think> LOL

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