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[scottobear]

Random Scotto trivia.

I've been nearly every male position at a wedding, save for groom and minister. (and I qualify to do either of those, once I renew my notary. :) )

ring bearer - check!
usher - Check!
honorary father of the bride - check!
best man - Check!

other positions of note - usher at funeral, pallbearer, altar boy.

Bouncer (briefly), library page, information broker, researcher, and homework-doer for pay.

other positions - data entry, catalog programming in assorted langs, taco viva cook, software sales, furniture assembler, book sales, Santa's helper, clown, security at renfaires, jewelry salesman, pourer of beer, troll, protector of fairies. computer teacher, and resident knower of things obscure. (not all at once, mind you)

Comments

[razz.livejournal.com]

You used to do homework for money?!? Wow -- there are organizations out there that will start you at $10/page to write term papers for college kids who can't hack it. I turned that kind of work down, though.

Which of all those jobs did you like the best? I always liked building furniture.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I'd generally get about that, it was back in the late 80s... :)

building furniture was fun... I think I liked them all... my fave jobs are ones where I don't have to answer to any 'boss-figure'. pouring beer was a hoot, as was clown.

[ex-foom23660.livejournal.com]

You're hired!!!!

for what??

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

how can I help you? homework??

Re: for what??

[ex-foom23660.livejournal.com]

I dunno, your post was like a resume of sorts, so I wanted to be clever. Ha ha! Clever me...

Re: for what??

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

aww!

clever clever!!

*patpats