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Coconut

By: Harry Nillson

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
"Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

"Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?'

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning."

Date: 2001-03-24 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papoose.livejournal.com
coconut!

yuck!

Re:

Date: 2001-03-24 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
coconut!

Yum!

little miss finicky!

:)

Re:

Date: 2001-03-24 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papoose.livejournal.com
I am NOT finicky!

It's just coconut is not really a food.
It is insulation.

Mankind has been mistaken about this for CENTURIES.

I only feel it my DUTY to set things straight ;P

Re:

Date: 2001-03-24 08:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com

Aw, come on...

Insulation is good for you! Like cotton Candy, or cheddar cheese. :)

Cheddar Cheese

Date: 2001-03-24 08:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papoose.livejournal.com
Extra Sharp?

yum!

I regret to admit that my tastebuds have outgrown cotton candy ;(

Date: 2001-03-24 08:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papoose.livejournal.com
But seriously, I have nothing personal against coconut. It simply refuses to go down my throat. Therefore I am better off not even putting it in my mouth.

Date: 2001-03-24 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] krussell.livejournal.com
a public service announcement for destroll, since he's too young to remember harry nilsson.

yes, fred schneider of the b-52's remade this song several years ago.

you youngin'!!

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