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[scottobear]

found here:

Proposed Indian Names for Certain White People

Buys Plants For Companionship, Comments On How Wonderful Bread Is, Considers Soup Selects Salad, Examines Skin For Moles, Fixes Paper Jams, Insists Pizza And Beer's On Me, Invents New Persona, Proffers Swiss Army Knife When Inappropriate, Prunes Roses, Raises Voice In Anger Then Gets Sheepish, Reconsiders Skydiving As Possible Hobby, Recycles Same Joke With Different Friends, Searches Flea Market For Treasure, Thinks Of Self As Buddhist, Wants To Hang Out, Wears Matching Bra And Panties.

I like that. A lot.

Comments

I made the list! I made the list!!

[ex-ilona40.livejournal.com]

That last one...


wOOt!

Re: I made the list! I made the list!!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

I think mine might be 'talks too much about Cat', or 'totally uninterested in reality tv'

[meredith.livejournal.com]

lol! that's great. i fall into more than one of those catagories. i am such a white person.

McSweeney

[gael.livejournal.com]

LOL, Scotto! I *know* a lot of those people! And I checked out the site; I like McSweeney's writing - although I'm not quite on the list, unless you change the flea market one to "Searches Thrift Store for Wardrobe." :)

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

McSweeney's is brilliant at times... archives are wonderful reading.

sincerely,
Takes A Late Lunch On Purpose

Re: McSweeney

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

That works too.. :)

I'm actually many of the above... especially wonderful Bread, and Fixes Paper Jams.

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[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Well, if Papoose is buyin', far be it for me to turn down a free lunch!