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Can I admit something to you guys in confidence?

I just uttered the longest, freakiest, loudest *Belch* in the history of Scottodom.

It sounded like 100 tin cans rolling down a hill covered with jagged spikes. I would've made Dudly Denkins proclaim me master. My stereo is incapable of reproducing the fine bass reverberations that surely caused Newton to think I was roaring on the level that he purrs. I feel that it registered on the Richter scale at about a 3 or so (whatever shakes windows, but doesn't throw glassware about) Teach me to drink a whole 2-liter of soda after going a week without. I was doing so well, too.

There. I admitted it. I wish I could've taped it for my future grandkids...

Speaking of future grandkids...(nice segue, eh?)

I sent out 13 of my VAGG Letters today. (and one extra special envelope to a combination of red & yellow who shall remain nameless.)

I hope you guys don't mind that I'm not sending food items out... but the valentines are pretty sweet... some are autographed by newton, too!

You'll have to wait to see what I'm putting in there.. I know I like 'em. :)

I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

Date: 2001-01-29 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] applelard.livejournal.com
You are so darn efficient.

Date: 2001-01-29 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mauracelt.livejournal.com
o, my stars n garters~!!~ That was one of the funniest posts I have seen in weeks... LMFAO I am so glad you shared that belch with us.. hehehe I think we all needed that light bit of being real after all the "stuff" that's been going on lately.. thanks hun!

:::wanders off giggling at post:::

Hee hee

Date: 2001-01-29 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] danigolden.livejournal.com
Manly!
Uh, congratulations!!

Oh, and that icon...scares me.

Date: 2001-01-29 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toosweet.livejournal.com
you discribed that so well i could swear you busted my ear drum ;-D

Re: Hee hee

Date: 2001-01-29 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Thanks... the icon... he is one of my many facets...

I only mention it because it truly... *truly* was impressive.

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Date: 2001-01-29 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
efficient?

how do you mean?

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Date: 2001-01-29 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Glad you liked it! If only I was online in a voicechatroom...

tsk... I think I know how to reproduce it...

1. No soda for a week +
2. 2-liter bottle of soda.
3. 25 minutes percolation time.

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Date: 2001-01-29 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Glad to vividify. :)

Date: 2001-01-29 07:23 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hobbitblue.livejournal.com
Cool icon.. freaky, but cool :)

Date: 2001-01-29 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tillytollo.livejournal.com
i keep hearing about VAGG. what is it?

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Date: 2001-01-29 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
thanks... it's my "warning, possibly vulgar" icon. :)

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Date: 2001-01-29 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Valentines-a-go-go... a group of folks getting together to send little St. Val wishes to each other via snail mail.. about 75 people, divided into 3 groups of 25... you can send to one group or all. :) more info is here - http://www.livejournal.com/users/ljvalentines/

Date: 2001-01-29 07:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hobbitblue.livejournal.com
lol I shall consider myself duly forewarned for its future appearance then! :)

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Date: 2001-01-29 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
I only get as vulgars as the word *belch* in 10 point text. :)

Date: 2001-01-29 07:59 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hobbitblue.livejournal.com
wuss! ::giggle::

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Date: 2001-01-29 08:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
my page is rated PG. :) (maybe even G!)

so thats what that was....

Date: 2001-01-29 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoo.livejournal.com
We had a 3.0 quake around the time you posted..

I see your belch, and raise you 2.0

Hey...I am eating pasta salad ALL week...just for you pal......

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Date: 2001-01-29 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tillytollo.livejournal.com
i may still be jaded from my dead-beat wang chunger. but i'll think about it.

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Date: 2001-01-30 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
It's closed this year anyhow... but it looks like it'll be back again next year... hopefully the success rate'll be higher this next go'round.

Re: so thats what that was....

Date: 2001-01-30 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Thank you!!

*bighonkingkindnessthankyouhugs*

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Date: 2001-01-30 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mauracelt.livejournal.com
*giggles profusely* You go hun! I can barely get through a 20 oz'er in one whole day, let alone a two liter. Couldn't imagine what would happen if I tried... but I don't think that I could top yours. No way!

Date: 2001-01-30 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suppafly.livejournal.com
cool user pic.. whered you find it?

Re: so thats what that was....

Date: 2001-01-30 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shoo.livejournal.com
*burp*
OH! excuse me....you hugged that one right outta me...;)

Date: 2001-01-30 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i.livejournal.com
i bet that was satisfying! :)

Date: 2001-01-30 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ktm
"I just uttered the longest, freakiest, loudest *Belch* in the history of Scottodom."

*hi-five!*

Date: 2001-01-30 07:22 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hobbitblue.livejournal.com
Thats G for "Gross", clearly :)

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Date: 2001-01-30 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
maybe goofy?

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Date: 2001-01-30 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Thanks Kevin.. somehow I knew you'd appreciate it. :)

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Date: 2001-01-30 10:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
quite a lot... very much a relief...

Re: so thats what that was....

Date: 2001-01-30 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
No problem! A little belch here and there is good for you! :)

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Date: 2001-01-30 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Which one? the nose-picking troll is from a book of fairies... the one of me & Newt the cat are from stor.uk.com

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Date: 2001-01-30 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
You'd probably pop! I'm just barely big enough to contain it. :)

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Date: 2001-01-30 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suppafly.livejournal.com
nah the dancing frog..

Date: 2001-01-30 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mintygirl.livejournal.com
no candy needed! it's the sweetness that is you that counts! ;0

Date: 2001-01-30 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suppafly.livejournal.com
i like the stor.uk.com one too .. i was thinking of doing one.. but i cant get it to look enough like me..

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Date: 2001-01-30 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
oh! :)that's applelards... it's cool, in't it?

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Date: 2001-01-30 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Awww... and you're such a sweetie, too! :)

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Date: 2001-01-30 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
there's always editing after. :)

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Date: 2001-01-30 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suppafly.livejournal.com
yeh my girlfriend has one like that.. im trying to find a site that has more..

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Date: 2001-01-30 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suppafly.livejournal.com
hehe.. never thought of that.. its a good idea tho..

Date: 2001-01-31 10:17 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ktm
LOL

Whatever gave you that impression?

*wink*

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Date: 2001-01-31 10:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Hard to say... ;)

But I'm glad you got a kick out of it.

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Date: 2001-01-31 11:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mintygirl.livejournal.com
*giggle* thanks!

Date: 2001-01-31 03:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hobbitblue.livejournal.com
Yep, goofy is good :)

(Todays LJ has been brought to you by the the letters G and G and the number 8... ::giggle:: )

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Date: 2001-01-31 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Ahh! very good!

8! 8 giggles! HAH HAH HAH!!!..

(I love the count)

Date: 2001-01-31 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forest.livejournal.com
lol me too, watch what you're doing with that thunder and lightning! :)

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Date: 2001-01-31 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
Hey there, Forry! Have we met? Pleased to either way! :)

*grin*

Date: 2001-01-31 05:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] hobbitblue.livejournal.com
ooops...
my bad.
Forest's the new man in my life, I've not got used to sharing a puter yet, forgot to log him out and me back in on the above comment...lol
Sowwy. Anyways, he's pleased to meet you too lol

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Date: 2001-01-31 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scottobear.livejournal.com
oh! well, welcome to him regardless! :)

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