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scottobeardon't mess with monkeys.
also, from pwot.com... the most unique sanrio gift for that special someone.
The 'Hello Kitty' Iron Smelting Furnace
Arkon Metalworks. $1,400.00
What is it?: Allows your child to smelt iron just like Hello Kitty and friends.
Why it's dangerous: Warning stickers correctly note that the Hello Kitty-smelted ore can reach temperatures up to 4,000 degrees, which can severely burn fingers. However, the stickers do little good when they burst into flame and melt within 4 seconds of startup. Also, do small-type warning stickers work on a product intended for ages "3 and up?"
The children we tested with also had trouble maintaining temperature stability and proper ore/impurity ratios. This will cause stress fractures in the finished iron if used in weight-bearing structures, such as bridges. The smelting process also produces a dense cloud of toxic smoke, which raised complaints from local zoning boards and the EPA. Our test group (ages 4-9) had difficulty negotiating the 500-page environmental impact studies and paying the $250,000.00 Excessive Contamination fines.
What you can do: Only use the Hello Kitty Iron Smelting Furnace in well-ventilated rooms, and in communities where EPA officials can be easily bribed by small children. Do not use child-smelted iron for heavy construction, unless as a last resort or in states where product liability laws are weak.
also, from pwot.com... the most unique sanrio gift for that special someone.
The 'Hello Kitty' Iron Smelting Furnace
Arkon Metalworks. $1,400.00
What is it?: Allows your child to smelt iron just like Hello Kitty and friends.
Why it's dangerous: Warning stickers correctly note that the Hello Kitty-smelted ore can reach temperatures up to 4,000 degrees, which can severely burn fingers. However, the stickers do little good when they burst into flame and melt within 4 seconds of startup. Also, do small-type warning stickers work on a product intended for ages "3 and up?"
The children we tested with also had trouble maintaining temperature stability and proper ore/impurity ratios. This will cause stress fractures in the finished iron if used in weight-bearing structures, such as bridges. The smelting process also produces a dense cloud of toxic smoke, which raised complaints from local zoning boards and the EPA. Our test group (ages 4-9) had difficulty negotiating the 500-page environmental impact studies and paying the $250,000.00 Excessive Contamination fines.
What you can do: Only use the Hello Kitty Iron Smelting Furnace in well-ventilated rooms, and in communities where EPA officials can be easily bribed by small children. Do not use child-smelted iron for heavy construction, unless as a last resort or in states where product liability laws are weak.
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OHHHH!
I wanna order 1 more for the biggest hello kittie fan I know, Kellie (http://www.livejournal.com/users/kellie)
lol
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Date: 2000-12-09 08:19 am (UTC)Re: OHHHH!
Date: 2000-12-09 08:20 am (UTC)There's a Hello Kitty for everyone--even iron workers
DAMMIT
Re: There's a Hello Kitty for everyone--even iron workers
Date: 2000-12-09 08:26 am (UTC)Re: DAMMIT
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Gonna have to call in the polter puppies to clean up this mess, I just hope they dont make ne on the floor......
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Date: 2000-12-09 09:06 am (UTC)lol
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Date: 2000-12-09 10:01 am (UTC)no subject
Whoa.
Date: 2000-12-09 01:21 pm (UTC)Bwah hah hah.
Oh no, I think I've said too much.
Re: Whoa.
Date: 2000-12-09 01:41 pm (UTC)Re: Whoa.
Date: 2000-12-09 01:43 pm (UTC)Well, my friend, you best begin sleeping with yer eyes open...
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