back at work.
Dec. 4th, 2000 12:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
scottobearday is beginning slowly. the apes, the aliens, and the humans here are all working well together today, so much so that I'm not sure which slot I myself fall into. got my candy order finally, it was placed with a fundraising mom who works here so long ago, it was like getting a present (moreso, because I had to pre-pay) peanut butter bears, covered in chocolate, way overpriced, and not something I'd eat now, because of the diet. so, everyone is snacking on them, and I look the hero, just for passing out chocolate on monday.
walked this morning, and came to the conclusion that I need some nice new sneakers.
monitor prime on my computer went south last night, and so I'm now running on my secondary monitor only, a sad little 14" guy, that's going to change next weekend, when I do my electronic holiday shopping... a fresh monitor will be my gift to myself, along with shoes. :)
sweetalyssm pointed out the chickenhead-mcdonalds connection to me, recently...
Last Tuesday, loving mother Katherine Ortega took her family to McDonalds for a cardboard-flavored meal of mcnuggets. While she was handing them out, she noticed one of them was like no other mcnugget before it. It was smarter, more evolved with a fully developed beak and piercing bread-fried eyes. But this wasn't a nugget mutation or even some kind of contest to promote chicken heads. Someone just dropped an entire head in with the other McNuggets.
This story is probably a hoax. I want to think it is because I don't want to imagine what other horrors are falling into the mcnugget fryer if a severed head can make it through their screening process. If that thing got fried and served, chances are we've all put things in our mouths that are now either building tiny cities in our stomachs and intestines or laying eggs that will do it later.
walked this morning, and came to the conclusion that I need some nice new sneakers.
monitor prime on my computer went south last night, and so I'm now running on my secondary monitor only, a sad little 14" guy, that's going to change next weekend, when I do my electronic holiday shopping... a fresh monitor will be my gift to myself, along with shoes. :)
sweetalyssm pointed out the chickenhead-mcdonalds connection to me, recently...
Last Tuesday, loving mother Katherine Ortega took her family to McDonalds for a cardboard-flavored meal of mcnuggets. While she was handing them out, she noticed one of them was like no other mcnugget before it. It was smarter, more evolved with a fully developed beak and piercing bread-fried eyes. But this wasn't a nugget mutation or even some kind of contest to promote chicken heads. Someone just dropped an entire head in with the other McNuggets.
This story is probably a hoax. I want to think it is because I don't want to imagine what other horrors are falling into the mcnugget fryer if a severed head can make it through their screening process. If that thing got fried and served, chances are we've all put things in our mouths that are now either building tiny cities in our stomachs and intestines or laying eggs that will do it later.
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Date: 2000-12-04 10:31 am (UTC)I'm never eating again.......
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Date: 2000-12-04 10:47 am (UTC)are you really a 6 footer, or are you pulling my little bear paw?
Ape, Alien, or Human
*answer*
*snort*
P.S.
Papoose:Can I be your LJ dog?
Adam Sandler: Can I be your dog? Come on, I wanna be your dog. Please?
Re: Ape, Alien, or Human
Date: 2000-12-04 11:15 am (UTC)but you have to play nice with the girls!
Do you not read my journal??
Date: 2000-12-04 11:17 am (UTC)Re: Do you not read my journal??
Date: 2000-12-04 11:25 am (UTC)I certainly do read your journal. I must've been scroll happy that day, or it was when lj servers were particularly rude.
Re: Do you not read my journal??
Date: 2000-12-04 11:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2000-12-04 12:34 pm (UTC)I rely on the Urban Legends Reference Pages for cases like this (even though papers like the Washington Post have given credence to the story) because they're almost never wrong. Remember the kid-in-a-snake photos?
According to them, this is true. Check it out. (//www.snopes.com/horrors/food/friedrat.htm) Yuck. (Wings were being test-marketed in the area.)
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Date: 2000-12-04 12:45 pm (UTC)gross, that it isn't a hoax....
*brrrs*
time to call the lawyer.
and a doctor.
and... um. a therapist.
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Date: 2000-12-04 01:22 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2000-12-04 02:47 pm (UTC)you were my 5000th post!
Date: 2000-12-04 03:01 pm (UTC)thank you!
*big prizewinner hug*
what sort of prize would you like?
Re: you were my 5000th post!
Date: 2000-12-04 03:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Re: you were my 5000th post!
Date: 2000-12-04 03:49 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2000-12-04 04:03 pm (UTC)oh, the horror.
no subject
Re: Do you not read my journal??
Date: 2000-12-04 04:22 pm (UTC)Re: Do you not read my journal??
Date: 2000-12-04 04:55 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2000-12-04 04:57 pm (UTC)hot oil in the eyes, bursting.
for the love of...
ew.
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Date: 2000-12-04 05:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2000-12-04 05:09 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2000-12-04 08:22 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2000-12-04 08:25 pm (UTC)boild eyeballs... at least it's not a smegma souffle with green flame and flowers!
Smegma
Re: Smegma
Date: 2000-12-04 09:49 pm (UTC)made with finely minced rectal hair as a garninsh, no doubt!
Re: Smegma
Re: Smegma
Date: 2000-12-04 11:02 pm (UTC)deep-fry that bad boy!
Re: Smegma
Re: Smegma
Date: 2000-12-05 09:32 am (UTC)woo!
Re: Smegma
Re: Smegma
Date: 2000-12-05 11:11 am (UTC)woo.