8040 - Bro

[scottobear]

Bro woke me at 2am on Christmas morning by calling me on the phone and asking me to look up some woman on the police blotters for Broward and palm beach counties. He claimed that they were going to hit midnight mass and she doesn't have a phone. She supposedly has outstanding warrants, but I didn't see any. When I told him that he was calling and waking me up at 2 f'ing in the morning, he barely apologized. I told him to call the police the next time he wanted to do a criminal search, or at least wait until a civil hour to ring me for a non-emergency.

Someone remind me to kick his keister when I wake back up.

Comments

[juliabee.livejournal.com]

That's kind of sad. Gee. :/
Midnight mass at 2am? Did he say Merry Xmas or anything?
I'm sorry, Scotto.

Get some good sleep, and Merry Xmas, Happy holiday...whatever. :))))

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

He pretty much just used me as a resource, really.

He called at 2am, claimed he'd been waiting since 11pm. He did say merry Xmas.

I got a little sleep, and I've wrassled with the newtie-boop some to ring in the dawn.

Merry Xmas, Cool Yule, Happy Hanukkah, Rockin' Kwanzaa, and whatever else tickles you!

*huggo*

[uberbastard.livejournal.com]

and you're going to offer your porch to this guy. Family is family, but Scott, he's got a long way to go before I'd trust a man with my new condo.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

oh, I never said he could *stay* on my porch. That's why I "forgot" my new address.

[uberbastard.livejournal.com]

Well he is moving a step in a new direction. I always check out new girlfriends for possible warrants or fugitive status.

He does have an uncanny magnetism for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

he loves the flavor of a gun barrel in his mouth is all.

He only checked out the gf because she hadn't picked him up yet... he arleady knew about outstanding warrants.