I failed the cool kid test.
Aug. 2nd, 2016 05:48 amThem – “Hey Scott, what was that spider’s name in Tolkien books?”
Me – “Which one? Ongoliant, or her daughter Shelob?”
Them – “Nerd.”
I’m not even a very good Tolkien scholar… the books don’t do a ton for me, but I do like Radagast’s bit in the first chunk of the Hobbit movie series, and I have the Lego Dimensions figure of Shelob.
I like my evil spiders extra blocky.


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