7971 - express lane with ten items or less, and a meme

[scottobear]

10 things that make me happy.

1. Chasing Newt around the house, yelling "woogity woogity woo"
2. Being Barefoot
3. Having the day off to do as I please, uninterrupted.
4. Seeing authority figures look foolish.
5. Seeing Karma (good or bad) in action (or just seeing people "Do the right thing_(tm)")
6. Social time with good friends
7. Sleeping in on a weekend
8. Monkeys
9. Hugs
10. scalding hot and then lukewarm showers

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If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[eryx-uk.livejournal.com]

Chasing Newt around the house, yelling "woogity woogity woo"

You've just given me nightmares for the rest of my life...

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

your turn next, mister!

[liz007.livejournal.com]

You comment in my journal occasionally. (real)

That time we robbed a bank.

[eryx-uk.livejournal.com]

Remember that night where we had to hide in the old farmhouse because of the zombie hordes outside? That was one tough gig. No gas for the car, only one shotgun and not enough rounds to see us till morning. There was me with a baseball bat just in case. Would have been nice for the prior occupants to have left us some more guns and ammo, but we had to kill them (again!) just to get the house.

Next time, we should avoid offering to test Newt's next big bid for world domination.

[eryx-uk.livejournal.com]

Me? Newt told me in no strict terms that I was not to say "woogity woogity woo"

Not unless I did it in a very camp British accent... *Mumbles that maybe he has said too much already....*

[shoo.livejournal.com]

I remember the time you and I were playing hide and seek, when I got lost and you left me lost in the cave on the beach. You put my face on the milk carton for missing shoos. It was Newt that said, you silly, fuzzy man. That's what you get for going barefoot...You are always loosing shoos.

[shoo.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! I was hiding with Scotto in my story too...

[eryx-uk.livejournal.com]

Heh. But where you hiding from zombies?

[happykitty69.livejournal.com]

I dude! I remember that one time that you and I went to the beach and we set that hotdot stand on fire!!! Wasn't that fun??!!! HAH? Remember that? Remember three people died in the fire and we ran and hid in the sewer and I got poo-poo on my sleeve and I wiped it on your jacket??? Wasn't that fun??? And then we went to that bar and I got so drunk I threw up on the juke box machine and there were sparks coming out of it? Remember that? Wasn't that fun??? And remember that time we went to the circus and the lion got loose and ate a monkey so they had to kill him? Remember? And the other monkeys got real sad so they had to kill them too? Remember that? Wasn't that fun? Hey maybe I can take you to a rodeo next weekend. Maybe someone will get gored or mamed. They have cows and horses at rodeos. Maybe they'll have to kill a cow and we can eat it in a hamburger, wouldn't that be fun?? Oh yeah, and remember that time when you fell out of my car? Remember, you were leaning way out of the window to look at some birds and I had to turn to corner really fast to keep from hitting that lady? Remember? Wasn't that fun????!!!

[acoolsecretary.livejournal.com]

I know you like to pretend we hardly know one another...but I haven't forgotten that weekend we spent together in St. Augustine. Remember how we went to that guys personal boat launch and took his boat? YOU SAID, you knew he kept the keys in it all the time, and you were right. It was like the crack of dawn and no one was around. We laughed and pushed that boat out, I was so scared we'd get caught. I remember getting very daring, when we saw those Dolphins jumping along side the boat and it was so hot, and I took my shirt off. (I had a very colorful bra that I thought everyone would think was a bathing suit.)It was pretty hot for October. Anyway, you had to dock that boat and buy me a t-shirt from some cheesy bar along the river so I'd have something to wear, when you gunned that boat my shirt went flying out.

And don't forget, mister! I remember how you flirted incessantly with the bartender lady that day! I had never seen that side of you.

[mary919.livejournal.com]

I remember the time we chased Newt around the house barefoot yelling "Woogity Woogity Woo!" and then slept in the next day and ended up spending the entire day in bed watching authority figures looking foolish on television. Later you took a scalding hot and then lukewarm shower. and came back to bed where we had sex like monkeys and then lots of hugs. We decided it was Karma and then chased Newt around once again just for good measure. Now THAT was a good time.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

woogity woogity woo, indeed!

[fanofthefabfour.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember when we had that bicycle race down the street, and you beat me? Well, you made it to the end of the block first, but I still think I won because I crashed into a tree. I mean, that's not something you see every day! And how about then, when you ran into the neighbor's house to call the hospital? You even held my teeth for me while I tried to find my thumb! What a pal. Good times, good times.

Oh, and thanks for introducing me to your uncle who lives in rural Tennessee. Who knew I could get that much scrap metal out of my old bike?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Nice one!

Glad you managed to get that cadaver's thumb after the dog took off with it!

You still owe me $2.17 for the Mountain dew,by the way.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

dude! it was supposed to be *fake* stories!!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

man, killing an entire family of sad monkeys was one of the hardest things ever. I'm glad they gave us all that cotton candy, even if it was made out of insulaiton. Oh, good times, good times!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

That lifeguard still calls me shooless joe!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Man, what a mess.

I still don't know where Newton got that meteor dust.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

aha! wearinga french maid's outfit, no doubt!

[eryx-uk.livejournal.com]

You promised not to tell!!!!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I only promised not to tell about the sarong!

[acoolsecretary.livejournal.com]

...you know I could never FAKE anything. ;-)

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

woohoo!

[acoolsecretary.livejournal.com]

wooka wooka wooka!!!!!

[mzkitten.livejournal.com]

The time that you and I and newt got drunk
and ended up swimming In hot dog water ..that was fun
or how about the time we rode the bus and you went pee on the bum ;P

[rejectomorph]

I remember the time I mistook you for a yeti, and e-mailed the cam-phone pictures I took off to Weekly World News before I realized the error. Do people who saw that front-page story still recognize you on the street?

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, ad they keep asking me about the elvis fried-grapefruit dieat that was on the same page!

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

ah, hot dog-water-dipping! fond memories, indeed!

[rosin-dubh.livejournal.com]

I remember when we were kids we'd rake up a huge pile of leaves, then you'd swing me around and around in circles by my arms, before finally letting me to go fly into the pile of leaves.

Haha... fun times.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

I still feel bad about the rake, that one time.

[scottobear.livejournal.com]

sneaky!

I guess it's all the cave references!