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'Ebola spell' teachers stoned
"Congolese villagers have stoned and beaten to death four teachers accused of casting an evil spell to cause an outbreak of the deadly Ebola disease that has killed nearly 70 people, a local official said Friday."

Girl, 14, surrenders in fetus theft case
"A 14-year-old Thai girl has been charged with robbery after confessing to police she helped steal fetuses from a hospital museum for use in black magic rituals, police said."

A new sort of L.A. typecasting
"I have good news. If you dress funny, talk funny, have no friends, believe in ghosts and communicate with UFOs, science finally has a name for you. You're a schizotypal."

Mother Claims Genie Circumcised Baby
"A mother has claimed that a genie circumcised her 10-month-old son while she was cooking breakfast, the state news agency Antara reported Thursday."

I'm still the number one hit for Giraffe penis pic on yahoo and Google (#2 on msn)

Coca-Cola Slogans.
It cures headache and relieves exhaustion. It satisfies, revives, and sustains. It is the ideal beverage, which removes fatigue. It is the heart's desire, around the corner from anywhere and as pure as sunlight. With a taste all its own, it is the Real Thing.

You taste its quality. Bright and bracing as sunshine, it gives a bright little life. Wave after wave, drink after drink, it is the Real Thing.

It adds life. It is always. It cannot be defeated, for it is the Real Thing.

Ok... it looks like The Ballad of Lemmiwinks has beat out the Chevy Tahoe commercial, via keywords.

( Keywords lately )

Fun to see Russians linking to my master list of handy lj stuff (scroll down a bit) still sort of down that the "insanity poem generator" isn't working anymore.

Translation of the Russian - "The part of these links is mentioned here. Everything can be found in my opinion only in iskhodnikakh. But why on them it cannot be fallen on humanly - it remains for me the mystery "

I've also discovered that someone other than myself synchs to Newtcam via avantgo. Cute! Someone else wants pictures of newt on the palm!

Wow... I bet these guys are doing a big business right about now. US Bunkers... aboverground. Pretty neat... they look like flying saucers.

Shoot.. I opened a new box of raspberry zinger tea, and the $5 off Amazon coupon expired in September of 2002. The Tea's still good, though. I also have the Mountain Chai for the mornings.

Bro made brownies sans eggs. It became some sort of hot-fudge topping for ice cream. I have the choco-sludge stiffening in the freezer, now.

Why hasn't Ad aware been purchased by Symantec, Network Associates or Trend Micro yet? The delivery model of refupdates in Ad aware is that of virus pattern files, so buying Lava soft would be an easy fit into an anti-virus product and would give one of the big three vendors a distinct advantage in corporate environments.

Quiet day today... it's nice. I hear the wind chimes outside... smell the plants in full bloom. I'm giddy with thoughts of love for my sweetheart. Thoughts of orange roses.

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menstrualhut is now at 909 members. (No dead journals)
coloringbook is at 83 members (4 dead journals)
live_journalia has 20 members.
( current coloring book entry...mermaid stained glass.  )

Talking to my din-din.

Allow me to introduce myself. My Name is Scott O. Bear, Genius. I am not selling anything, nor am I working my way through college. And so, let's get down to cases. You are a pot of beans and rice... and I am going to eat you for supper. Now don't try to get away. I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are. And I'm a genius, while you could hardly pas the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers."

I'm now irradiating it with some lovely garlic-olive oil, onion, green pepper, parsley, and whatever oddball tasty spices I can find. It's been true to form.... no complaints, no begging for mercy. I admire its quiet stoicism, with only the occasional bubble as the temperature rises on the stovetop.

Sweet rain outside. Came from nowhere... It'll vanish just as swiftly. I'm enjoying it while it visits.

update- hmm... tremendous amounts of rain, lots of wind.

checking weather.com

( woo... stormy! )